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Welp, boys, my daughter is getting married tomorrow
Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:30 am
Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:30 am
Well, I guess technically it's today. I feel old.
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Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:33 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
congrats sir!
I bet she's a beauty !!
I bet she's a beauty !!
Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:37 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Thankfully she looks like her mama. She did get my height though.
Posted on 3/28/26 at 3:12 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
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my great granddaughter is getting married tomorrow
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I feel old.
FIFY
PS, congrats on the sex with her mom.
Best wishes to her and her future!
Posted on 3/28/26 at 8:35 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
Pics?
Posted on 3/28/26 at 12:46 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Posted on 3/28/26 at 1:26 pm to Cheese Grits
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PS, congrats on the sex with her mom.
LittleJerry, the big shot. “Look at me! I managed to reproduce!”
Posted on 3/28/26 at 4:08 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 3/28/26 at 8:21 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
congrats again Jerry! 
Posted on 3/28/26 at 9:03 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Congrats
Posted on 3/29/26 at 8:07 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
How did it go?
Where did they head off to?
Did they fly over some ocean? Or drive somewhere?
Where did they head off to?
Did they fly over some ocean? Or drive somewhere?
Posted on 3/29/26 at 11:19 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
I have three daughters, one son (same mom). I’ve paid for two weddings so far. I’m 61. Will have to work to 70 probably.
Posted on 3/30/26 at 12:53 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Hey, congrats man!
Sorry again that the warden wouldn't release me in time to make it.
Sorry again that the warden wouldn't release me in time to make it.
Posted on 3/30/26 at 4:00 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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How did it go?
Where did they head off to?
Did they fly over some ocean? Or drive somewhere?
Went perfect. Weather was great. Everyting went off without a hitch.
Unfortunately can't say the same for the start of their honeymoon. Their flight out of Nashville was delayed for repairs which made them miss their connecting flight in Miami to Antigua. They're having to stay the night in Miami and fly out in the morning.
Posted on 3/30/26 at 4:04 pm to KingOfTheWorld
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I have three daughters, one son (same mom). I’ve paid for two weddings so far. I’m 61. Will have to work to 70 probably.
We did most of it ourselves and it still cost a ton. She's our only daughter, thank goodness.
And by "we", I mean my wife.
Posted on 3/30/26 at 4:06 pm to paperwasp
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Sorry again that the warden wouldn't release me in time to make it.
I hope he hasn't put you in with the Sodomites.
Posted on 3/31/26 at 6:27 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
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She's our only daughter,
I still can’t believe you were able to conceive with that one testicle. Good job on being a dad .
Posted on 3/31/26 at 8:35 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
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I hope he hasn't put you in with the Sodomites
Posted on 3/31/26 at 8:46 am to Summer of Jimbo
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I still can’t believe you were able to conceive with that one testicle. Good job on being a dad
Improbable Conception
Posted on 4/2/26 at 11:19 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
Man that hits, one day you’re teaching her to ride a bike and next thing you know you’re standing at a wedding trying not to lose it. Enjoy every second of it, seriously, it goes by stupid fast. Congrats to you and your family.
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