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Kiffin talked to God about LSU job
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:34 am
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:34 am
This is pretty serious, if true. Lane Kiffin says that he actually spoke with God about taking the LSU job and God said to go ahead and do it.
This does not portend well for the rest of college football. Whatever deal Kiffin and God may have worked out could literally spell doom for every other team in college football.
The NCAA should definitely look into this. If a setup like this doesn't equate to an unfair advantage, what does?
Kiffin spoke to God
(The incriminating evidence is at the 3:02 mark of the video.)
This does not portend well for the rest of college football. Whatever deal Kiffin and God may have worked out could literally spell doom for every other team in college football.
The NCAA should definitely look into this. If a setup like this doesn't equate to an unfair advantage, what does?
Kiffin spoke to God
(The incriminating evidence is at the 3:02 mark of the video.)
This post was edited on 12/3/25 at 12:37 am
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Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:41 am to BigTideFan
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Lane Kiffin says that he actually spoke with God about taking the LSU job and God said to go ahead and do it.
This has been confirmed. Which begs the question: what on earth did Auburn do to make God hate them so much, to the extent that he won’t ever do them a solid?
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:45 am to thatthang
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This has been confirmed. Which begs the question: what on earth did Auburn do to make God hate them so much, to the extent that he won’t ever do them a solid?
Bestiality is a sin, as is the literal worshiping of cows. Basically, they do several different things concerning cows that is frowned upon.
Posted on 12/3/25 at 12:54 am to BigTideFan
Does that make him “Lane Jesus”?
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:35 am to BigTideFan
At least you know which team God prefers
Posted on 12/3/25 at 1:48 am to VooDude
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Does that make him “Lane Jesus”?
I'm not sure. What I am sure about is that actually consulting with God has to be unfair in some way.
What else is he talking to God about? Maybe he is asking him which players to funnel NIL money to. Is he speaking to God about which recruits to go after?
If so, someone definitely needs to alert the NCAA Infractions Committee. There is no way that could be legal.
Does he ask God which young women to target on Instagram and lure over to his bachelor pad? He already has millions of dollars in the bank, is God even necessary in instances like this?
When he is snorting huge lines of booger sugar does he ask God beforehand if it is enhanced with fentanyl or not or does he just let someone else test it first?
This post was edited on 12/3/25 at 1:52 am
Posted on 12/3/25 at 6:18 am to BigTideFan
Deus vult.
Posted on 12/3/25 at 6:19 am to BigTideFan
ESPN hates LSU. God does not.
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