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Never Forget: Ryan Williams (probably) murdered a poster here… and is still roaming free.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:07 pm
For those too young to remember, there was once a beloved poster here named Chex/AuburnTigers. Sure, he was legitimately retarded but he was one of us. Then, in a series of events so horrifyingly medieval it deserves its own history class, Ryan Williams (of all people!!!) stole his manhood and…..probably killed him.
Chex was last seen issuing the desperate plea below in late August. Since then: Auburn has abandoned even the pretense of being a “basketball school,” fired their football coach, and Husky Harsin has extended his undefeated streak over Auburn, and the series streak now stands at 6 games. Worse yet, there are rumors Auburn has now hired a high school coach out of Florida. Truly, the darkest of timelines on the plains.
If anyone knows Chex’s whereabouts, please remind him that help exists and that a few of us still care. Meanwhile, Ryan Williams roams free like the villain he is. Justice will come… someday, maybe.
Cheers to Bama! (a cry for help)
Chex was last seen issuing the desperate plea below in late August. Since then: Auburn has abandoned even the pretense of being a “basketball school,” fired their football coach, and Husky Harsin has extended his undefeated streak over Auburn, and the series streak now stands at 6 games. Worse yet, there are rumors Auburn has now hired a high school coach out of Florida. Truly, the darkest of timelines on the plains.
If anyone knows Chex’s whereabouts, please remind him that help exists and that a few of us still care. Meanwhile, Ryan Williams roams free like the villain he is. Justice will come… someday, maybe.
Cheers to Bama! (a cry for help)
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:09 pm to thatthang
I'm confused. Ryan Williams was trash this year.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:11 pm to thatthang
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legitimately retarded but he was one of us
All of you are one of you.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:11 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Correct. And yet, he still murdered Chex. Only specific player (to my knowledge) who has legitimately killed a poster.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:17 pm to thatthang
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:23 pm to thatthang
He’s still around Chex’s new alter
Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:29 pm to Wulfgar
I had not heard that, huge if true. Can't review posts for accuracy because it looks like my phone will get AIDS from that content.
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