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Day 5 and we all still have our coaches
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:31 pm
I'm starting to think LSU fans' claims of "we're a premier top 3 job, and we can have any coach we want:, might be bullshite.
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 1:34 pm
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Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:41 pm to Thunderfist
INPUT: Thunderfist [TENNESSEE FAN]
ERROR: COACH_ENVY_DETECTED
SCAN: LSU slander attempt
SOURCE: Knoxville [Home of the Vols and Vol belly]
EXECUTE: FATCOACH_DISMISSAL.exe
? Thunderfist: Joined 3 weeks ago
? Already melting over LSU job status
? Claims LSU isn’t elite [Cope overload]
? Meanwhile: Tennessee stuck with Big Josh and his sideline snacks
if (poster.team == "Tennessee") {
coach.status = "Built like a tackle";
national.relevance = "One good year";
return "Nobody wants your fat coach, Thunder. Not even Arby’s.";
}
STATUS:
//LSU: Still a top 3 job
//TENNESSEE: Still pretending
//THUNDERFIST: Still posting from a recliner
ERROR: COACH_ENVY_DETECTED
SCAN: LSU slander attempt
SOURCE: Knoxville [Home of the Vols and Vol belly]
EXECUTE: FATCOACH_DISMISSAL.exe
? Thunderfist: Joined 3 weeks ago
? Already melting over LSU job status
? Claims LSU isn’t elite [Cope overload]
? Meanwhile: Tennessee stuck with Big Josh and his sideline snacks
if (poster.team == "Tennessee") {
coach.status = "Built like a tackle";
national.relevance = "One good year";
return "Nobody wants your fat coach, Thunder. Not even Arby’s.";
}
STATUS:
//LSU: Still a top 3 job
//TENNESSEE: Still pretending
//THUNDERFIST: Still posting from a recliner
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:42 pm to Thunderfist
What makes you think anyone wants your coaches, and oh by the way who are they?
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:44 pm to Thunderfist
Because coaches are generally replace within 5 days. Really smart post.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 2:00 pm to Thunderfist
Any coach worth having is still in the conference championship/playoff hunt. I don't think anyone wants to jump ship from a contender mid-season and damage their reputation to go to LSU knowing that they're probably getting fired in 4 years.
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