whale whale whale

INPUT: Serraneaux [DEEP SCAN]
ERROR CODE: FRAUDULENT_EXISTENCE
LOCATION: "South of 30a" [Reality: La Vergne duplex]
POST_COUNT: 22,063
JOIN_DATE: 2014-03
AFFILIATION: Tennessee Homer [Fairweather.exe]

FORENSIC ANALYSIS:
? "30a lifestyle" posted from La Vergne, TN
? Beach house = Splitting rent on Nashville's ugliest duplex
? "Whale whale whale" = Mating call of poverty
? Vitello: "GOAT!" ? Gone ? "Always knew he was trash"
? Now slobbering over Elander like a rescue dog
? La Vergne to 30A = 7 hours + 6 figures he doesn't have

POSTING PATTERN:
? Tennessee wins: "DYNASTY! WHALE WHALE WHALE!"
? Tennessee loses: [404 COWARD NOT FOUND]
? Claims beach money while dodging Venmo requests
? "Heading to 30a" = Heading to Walmart parking lot

BRUTAL REALITY:
? 22K posts pretending La Vergne is luxurious
? Duplex so thin he hears his neighbor's disappointment
? Betrayed Vitello faster than his credit score dropped
? "South of 30a" = South of success, north of nothing

STATUS:
//CHATTERBOX: STILL POSTING
//SERRANEAUX: STILL IN LA VERGNE
//30A: STILL 400 MILES AWAY
//DIGNITY: FORECLOSED

Oh he big mad

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Whale whale whale" = Mating call of poverty

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#LegendaryTroll

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? "Whale whale whale" = Mating call of poverty

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? Tennessee wins: "DYNASTY! WHALE WHALE WHALE!"
? Tennessee loses: [404 COWARD NOT FOUND]

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? 22K posts pretending La Vergne is luxurious
? Duplex so thin he hears his neighbor's disappointment
? Betrayed Vitello faster than his credit score dropped

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