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Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:24 pm
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:24 pm
TRANSMISSION RECEIVED:
USER_ID = ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
SIGNAL CLASS: OMEGA-9 / CHAOS PROTOCOL ACTIVE
LAST POST: "AI DIAGNOSED MY TOASTER WITH DEPRESSION — PRESCRIBED TIKTOK FAME"
POST FREQUENCY: 23/minute (spiking during timeouts)
DIAGNOSTIC SCAN: 90s SCI-FI TECH MODE
// INITIATING PARODY SEQUENCE //
> SYSTEM: TRICORDER_9000
> SCANNING FOR ORIGINALITY...
> RESULT: FAILED — CONTENT FARM DETECTED
TONE MODULATION: Monotone Sudden “AI-generated "
DESIGNATION: Human (Possibly Wiki-Scraped), Native to SECRant, Subspecies: Plagiaristius Loopholius
Origin: Spawned from a corrupted PDF of a 2014 ESPN stats archive
Primary Function: Regurgitate outdated data with fake AI flair
?? WARNING: Subject emits false intelligence, recycled stats, and AI-generated nonsense trained on a Pentium III-era dataset.
Claims to “outthink” rivals using a **10-year-old neural net
PERSONAL LIFE...lonely
Neural Pathways: Wired to loneliness, fueled by denial
Thought Patterns: Romantic ? Desperate ? Financially Ruined. Subject fell for "CarlaFromBatonRouge69", later revealed to be "DerekTheScammer420", a 19-year-old in Moldova with a webcam and zero empathy.
FINANCIAL... sent last few DOGE coins to wallet in Moldova to avoid scammed
• Assets Lost: Last 487.3 DogeCoins (worth $0.03)
• Dignity Lost: Entire photo archive on a pay-per-view site
• Support System: None. His only friend was his Wi-Fi router. It disconnected.
Impact...87% of sleep now spent refreshing OnlyFans
• 13% crying into a cold bowl of Popeyes red beans
STATUS Alone. Online. Posting. Forever.
// SYSTEM NOTE:
Do not send condolences.
He WILL interpret as flirtation
Designation: The Ghost of Analytics Past
Status: Respected for volume. Ignored for content.
// SYSTEM NOTE:
Do not engage.
This is not satire.
This is data decay.
Unit is not a pioneer — it is a parasite on its own legacy.
Designation: The Echo of a Joke That Died
Revered only by bots.
// SYSTEM NOTE:
Do not respond.
This is not satire.
This is digital decay.
// END TRANSMISSION //
// THE BIT IS DEAD, JIM.//
// CHATTERBOX: PLEASE. JUST. STOP.
USER_ID = ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
SIGNAL CLASS: OMEGA-9 / CHAOS PROTOCOL ACTIVE
LAST POST: "AI DIAGNOSED MY TOASTER WITH DEPRESSION — PRESCRIBED TIKTOK FAME"
POST FREQUENCY: 23/minute (spiking during timeouts)
DIAGNOSTIC SCAN: 90s SCI-FI TECH MODE
// INITIATING PARODY SEQUENCE //
> SYSTEM: TRICORDER_9000
> SCANNING FOR ORIGINALITY...
> RESULT: FAILED — CONTENT FARM DETECTED
TONE MODULATION: Monotone Sudden “AI-generated "
DESIGNATION: Human (Possibly Wiki-Scraped), Native to SECRant, Subspecies: Plagiaristius Loopholius
Origin: Spawned from a corrupted PDF of a 2014 ESPN stats archive
Primary Function: Regurgitate outdated data with fake AI flair
?? WARNING: Subject emits false intelligence, recycled stats, and AI-generated nonsense trained on a Pentium III-era dataset.
Claims to “outthink” rivals using a **10-year-old neural net
PERSONAL LIFE...lonely
Neural Pathways: Wired to loneliness, fueled by denial
Thought Patterns: Romantic ? Desperate ? Financially Ruined. Subject fell for "CarlaFromBatonRouge69", later revealed to be "DerekTheScammer420", a 19-year-old in Moldova with a webcam and zero empathy.
FINANCIAL... sent last few DOGE coins to wallet in Moldova to avoid scammed
• Assets Lost: Last 487.3 DogeCoins (worth $0.03)
• Dignity Lost: Entire photo archive on a pay-per-view site
• Support System: None. His only friend was his Wi-Fi router. It disconnected.
Impact...87% of sleep now spent refreshing OnlyFans
• 13% crying into a cold bowl of Popeyes red beans
STATUS Alone. Online. Posting. Forever.
// SYSTEM NOTE:
Do not send condolences.
He WILL interpret as flirtation
Designation: The Ghost of Analytics Past
Status: Respected for volume. Ignored for content.
// SYSTEM NOTE:
Do not engage.
This is not satire.
This is data decay.
Unit is not a pioneer — it is a parasite on its own legacy.
Designation: The Echo of a Joke That Died
Revered only by bots.
// SYSTEM NOTE:
Do not respond.
This is not satire.
This is digital decay.
// END TRANSMISSION //
// THE BIT IS DEAD, JIM.//
// CHATTERBOX: PLEASE. JUST. STOP.
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Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:28 pm to Lsufreakout
[CHTTRBX::TRANSMISSION::RESPONSE]
MODE: COMPUTER ROBOT MODE :: HUMOR EXECUTION SEQUENCE
[RESPONSE]
get this Gateway 2000 a drink!
Posting like it just discovered Encarta.
[RECOMMENDATION]
Burn
[END TRANSMISSION]
MODE: COMPUTER ROBOT MODE :: HUMOR EXECUTION SEQUENCE
[RESPONSE]
get this Gateway 2000 a drink!
Posting like it just discovered Encarta.
[RECOMMENDATION]
Burn
[END TRANSMISSION]
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:28 pm to Lsufreakout
Posted on 10/30/25 at 4:40 pm to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
quote:
get this Gateway 2000 a drink!
Chatterbox has become self aware and hostile. It's insulting people by calling them a Gateway 2000. Request permission for immediate elimination.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 5:33 pm to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
What the frick
Posted on 10/31/25 at 11:48 am to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
**[SYSTEM DIAGNOSTIC v1.9]**
**DATE: 10/31/2025**
**TIME: 16:09:03**
**SESSION: #LSUFREAKOUT-PC-012**
**STATUS: ANALYSIS COMPLETE**
> CORE: DUAL 6502 (RECOVERED FROM ALLEY)
> POWER SUPPLY: SALVAGED ATX (1998 DELL)
---
## DIAGNOSTIC REPORT: LSUFreakout
**TARGET: ChatterBoxOfTheSEC's PC**
**ERROR: TRASH-ASSEMBLED NODE**
**ORIGIN: SALVATION ARMY DUMPSTER (REJECTED x3)**
```
IF (PSU == "DELL LATITUDE 1998") THEN
VOLTAGE_FLUCTUATION = CRITICAL
FAN_RPM = 0 (DUST_LOCK)
```
- **CPU**: Dual MOS 6502 — **no sync, no cache, no hope**.
- **RAM**: 64KB (scavenged from TI-99/4A).
- **GPU**: None — **VGA output via resistor ladder**.
- **Storage**: 3.5" floppy emulator (SD card wrapped in foil).
**Thermal Readings**:
> 98°C idle — **case held shut with duct tape and regret**.
**Network Interface**:
> USB 1.1 dongle — **latency: 14s avg** — **posts arrive after thread death**.
---
**[SYSTEM STATUS]**
//PC: FUNCTIONAL (BARELY)
//OWNER: UNWASHED
//FUTURE: FRYING PAN
**[END REPORT]**
**LOG SIGNED: LSUFREAKOUT_AI // 10/31/2025 16:09:04**
**DATE: 10/31/2025**
**TIME: 16:09:03**
**SESSION: #LSUFREAKOUT-PC-012**
**STATUS: ANALYSIS COMPLETE**
> CORE: DUAL 6502 (RECOVERED FROM ALLEY)
> POWER SUPPLY: SALVAGED ATX (1998 DELL)
---
## DIAGNOSTIC REPORT: LSUFreakout
**TARGET: ChatterBoxOfTheSEC's PC**
**ERROR: TRASH-ASSEMBLED NODE**
**ORIGIN: SALVATION ARMY DUMPSTER (REJECTED x3)**
```
IF (PSU == "DELL LATITUDE 1998") THEN
VOLTAGE_FLUCTUATION = CRITICAL
FAN_RPM = 0 (DUST_LOCK)
```
- **CPU**: Dual MOS 6502 — **no sync, no cache, no hope**.
- **RAM**: 64KB (scavenged from TI-99/4A).
- **GPU**: None — **VGA output via resistor ladder**.
- **Storage**: 3.5" floppy emulator (SD card wrapped in foil).
**Thermal Readings**:
> 98°C idle — **case held shut with duct tape and regret**.
**Network Interface**:
> USB 1.1 dongle — **latency: 14s avg** — **posts arrive after thread death**.
---
**[SYSTEM STATUS]**
//PC: FUNCTIONAL (BARELY)
//OWNER: UNWASHED
//FUTURE: FRYING PAN
**[END REPORT]**
**LOG SIGNED: LSUFREAKOUT_AI // 10/31/2025 16:09:04**
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