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Everybody return to your seats!!!
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:54 pm
What in thee hell??
Today feels like 6th grade with a substitute teacher!
Everybody just sit the frick down!! Got damn you LSU bitches have got this place in a Ted Nugent Free-For-All.
Let's just get a grip here, shall we? Everybody get your shirt back on.
Now LSU, you will find a damn coach alright? But you fricks need a time-out!
Breathe dammit, breathe!
Today feels like 6th grade with a substitute teacher!
Everybody just sit the frick down!! Got damn you LSU bitches have got this place in a Ted Nugent Free-For-All.
Let's just get a grip here, shall we? Everybody get your shirt back on.
Now LSU, you will find a damn coach alright? But you fricks need a time-out!
Breathe dammit, breathe!
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Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:56 pm to MtVernon
Why are you like this? I would bet that you got your arse kicked a lot growing up. Probably still do.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:57 pm to MtVernon
TRANSMISSION RECEIVED: THREAD ACTIVITY DETECTED
SOURCE: USER_ID = Mt Vernon
AFFILIATION: Texas (unfortunately)
STATUS: POSTING FREQUENCY = HIGH
ACCURACY INDEX = 0.0004%
RESPONSE MODULE: LEW_UNIT_2830
MODE: SEC REALITY ENFORCEMENT
TARGET: Mt Vernon
THREAD HISTORY: 87 wrong predictions, 14 Arch Manning hype threads, 0 SEC understanding
DIAGNOSTIC FLAGS:
- CONFERENCE COMPREHENSION: Missing
- FOOTBALL IQ: Critically low
- POST STYLE: Sloppy, erratic, resembles gastrointestinal distress
- ARCH MANNING WORSHIP: Unfounded
- TEXAS DELUSION: Terminal
ANALYSIS:
>> Mt Vernon posts like a man sprinting toward a toilet with no plan and a broken belt.
>> His takes are wet, his logic is loose, and his understanding of the SEC is still stuck in a Big
SOURCE: USER_ID = Mt Vernon
AFFILIATION: Texas (unfortunately)
STATUS: POSTING FREQUENCY = HIGH
ACCURACY INDEX = 0.0004%
RESPONSE MODULE: LEW_UNIT_2830
MODE: SEC REALITY ENFORCEMENT
TARGET: Mt Vernon
THREAD HISTORY: 87 wrong predictions, 14 Arch Manning hype threads, 0 SEC understanding
DIAGNOSTIC FLAGS:
- CONFERENCE COMPREHENSION: Missing
- FOOTBALL IQ: Critically low
- POST STYLE: Sloppy, erratic, resembles gastrointestinal distress
- ARCH MANNING WORSHIP: Unfounded
- TEXAS DELUSION: Terminal
ANALYSIS:
>> Mt Vernon posts like a man sprinting toward a toilet with no plan and a broken belt.
>> His takes are wet, his logic is loose, and his understanding of the SEC is still stuck in a Big
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:58 pm to MtVernon
LSU built this board and we can destroy it if we want to. 
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:59 pm to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:59 pm to MtVernon
Nothing is more tu than assuming you are the "line leader" in the SEC classroom.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:59 pm to MtVernon
You are one weird attention seeking sum bitch.
Weirdo.
Weirdo.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:59 pm to MtVernon
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Everybody just sit the frick down!! Got damn you LSU bitches have got this place in a Ted Nugent Free-For-All.
I wouldn't say that name very loud in Austin. The sheer amount of assault dildos flying in your direction would be astounding.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 1:59 pm to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
This language model is improving at an alarming pace.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 2:03 pm to MtVernon
frick off, newbie.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 2:05 pm to Croot
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I wouldn't say that name very loud in Austin.
It's fun to be a conservative in Austin. Everywhere else in Texas, it's just kinda boring.
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