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Elko needs to get serious about losing weight

Posted on 10/5/25 at 1:59 pm
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3366 posts
Posted on 10/5/25 at 1:59 pm
Dude gets bright red when he’s pissed. A massive heart attack mid-season could really derail things. I’m genuinely concerned for him.

We need him healthy.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62580 posts
Posted on 10/5/25 at 2:00 pm to
He turned purple last night

Very concerning
Posted by WoodyOrnamental
Member since Sep 2021
1477 posts
Posted on 10/5/25 at 2:00 pm to
I'm afraid he's going to eat one of our starters... Good grief.
Posted by GeekedUp
Virginia
Member since Jun 2009
3074 posts
Posted on 10/5/25 at 2:04 pm to
No idea why him and Hupel etc don’t get on some GLP-1. They also have access to world class, fitness and nutrition
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
14918 posts
Posted on 10/5/25 at 2:05 pm to
This dude is only 48?

He's been living hard
Posted by NobodyImportant
Montana
Member since Nov 2024
1821 posts
Posted on 10/5/25 at 2:06 pm to
I don't know. Losing weight might have an adverse effect on his coaching
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
8886 posts
Posted on 10/5/25 at 2:06 pm to
Maybe instead of the Cabo fund, he should promise the players to start Ozempic if fewer than 13 fouls a game are committed. That should be a good start to both issues.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 10/5/25 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

Elko needs to get serious about losing weight


Even unserious would be an improvement
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
23198 posts
Posted on 10/5/25 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

No idea why him and Hupel etc don’t get on some GLP-1. They also have access to world class, fitness and nutrition


In today's world it ain't hard to lose weight. You can pick up glp-1 from dollar general (not true but almost).
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