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Pio, if grasshoppers were gigantic, would they kill me and eat me?

Posted on 7/5/25 at 6:53 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 7/5/25 at 6:53 am
Or would they still be my friends?



































Pio?


Pio?


Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47119 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 7:00 am to
Pio, if I'm completely asleep and dreaming sex dreams, is that a sin?


There would be no forethought to sin. No planning. No running to sin.


Should be okay right?























Pio?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
47119 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 7:21 am to
Pio, do you like this song?























Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 7/5/25 at 7:28 am to
Not pio but Lars Ulrich said he thought it the best rock song of the 90’s.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 7/5/25 at 7:30 am to
Also, Harry, a question for you.

From a traditional Christian perspective, what’s the protocol on praying for one’s mistress?
Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 7/5/25 at 7:33 am to
quote:

Not pio but Lars Ulrich said he thought it the best rock song of the 90’s.

Not Lars Ulrich but I like it quite a lot.
Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 7/5/25 at 7:40 am to
Stick this up your brain.

Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 7/5/25 at 7:43 am to
Harry? Are you here?

Can you hear me, mother?
Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 7/5/25 at 7:47 am to
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mother

It’s my mom’s birthday
Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 7/5/25 at 7:59 am to
15 days later they tried to blow up Hitler, he had a mistress you know.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47119 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 8:03 am to
quote:


Also, Harry, a question for you.

From a traditional Christian perspective, what’s the protocol on praying for one’s mistress?




well, you pray for both of you to stop having gratuitous sex


Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47119 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 8:04 am to
This post was edited on 7/5/25 at 8:06 am
Posted by Radio One
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Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 7/5/25 at 8:30 am to
quote:

well, you pray for both of you to stop having gratuitous sex

What if you are not having sex. But we’reYou are just sweet on one another
This post was edited on 7/5/25 at 8:31 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47119 posts
Posted on 7/5/25 at 9:53 am to
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Radio One



Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
35995 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 12:28 pm to
We have giant grasshoppers in Florida. They are toxic to small animals and will spray you with foam if you piss them off. They get to be about 4 inches long and are very bright so you can't miss them. They are in other parts of the southeast, but apparently we have tons of them. I saw about 10 of them this morning just walking the dog on the sidewalk.

They are omnivore, so they would in fact eat you if they could. The are basically the goats of the insect world - eats anything and a lot of it.

This post was edited on 7/7/25 at 12:32 pm
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 7/7/25 at 1:39 pm to
He texted me and said, "Yes."
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 7/7/25 at 2:10 pm to
Look like they would be great for fishing.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
35995 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 2:20 pm to
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Look like they would be great for fishing.


Size and color, for sure. But they spray a toxic foam so I just stay away from them.

I have to keep my dog away from them so they don't make him sick or kill him.

Florida life.
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2498 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 1:42 pm to
But like they only have so much foam, right?? Like scare them 2-3 times and you’re good?
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