re: Rank the top five coaches you want for your team

What makes you think any of those guys would have any success at A&M other than the one hand picked by administrators who have already learned their lessons about hiring a big shot who isn’t a good fit?
Two of those guys couldn’t get anything done at the bluest of blue bloods. Three of them have had players or assistants die on their watch. (Literally the only three of such folk with FBS HC jobs still)