re: Connecticut is actually a pretty state. Alabama on the other hand...

Tennessee fan walked into a bar in New Haven and saw a pretty girl by the bar. He decided to strike up a conversation and being from the utopian city of Knoxville thought he could impress her. He summoned up his courage and said “ I go to the University of Tennessee where do you go to school at?”. She boredly replied “Yale”. “OK” he said. “ I GO TO TO THE UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL AT?”