re: If your school HAD to put up a statue right now, who would it be?

The obvious choice is Vanessa... the elderly, but legendary, black stripper who worked at Bottom's Up.

If the budget allows it we can have the bottom of the statue feature some of her words of wisdom. "I said spank me damn it", "I ain't puttin' nothin' in my mouth unless you give me a twenty" or "shite, you all look alike to me."