Can Nate Oats win tonight?

Considering how excellent he is at winning midseason conference games but also his track record against any team with a single pulse I put this game as a toss up.

Apparently sweatman Pearl’s squad is on track to be a single digit seed in the tournament so odds are pretty high Nate’s game plan will be to immediately give up.

The big unknown right now is how much heat Nate’s squad will have in their collective hats. If they can remove enough young minority mothers from this planet before the game the auburn squad might forfeit out of fear.

Bonus shot of your average Alabama basketball fan (who has never witnessed a final four involving his team in the history of mankind) prepared to take this loss out on his poor dog.