re: Deboer is the next Urban Meyer

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So he's going to stay quiet while one of his coaches beats the shite out of their wives?

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Maybe she needed it. Neither of us were there. Mine has needed it more than a few times. Did the coach use his fist, a belt, a cane or a flogger? There's a difference. My wife LOVES the belt, flogger and cane.

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Or don't fly with the team so he can finger his mistress in a dive bar?

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Don't you like some stink on your finger? I do. My wife does too, from time to time at our Upside-Down Pineapple Parties.

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Or let players rail his wife?

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LSU fans would let players rail their wives, mothers and daughters if it meant they'd beat Bama every year.