re: Look we get it...

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1. Join the SEC to escape big brother’s shadow.

2. Try way too hard to fit into your new conference.

3. Constantly talk about Texas despite the fact that nobody here cares.

4. Have a bunch of creepy, cultish traditions.

5. Try to buy your way to success by purchasing the best recruiting class ever, making ridiculously flashy and expensive coaching hires, and dumping hundreds of millions into facility upgrades.

6. Talk all kinds of shite and anoint yourself champions before a down is played each off season.

7. Manage to regress from the ol’ 8-4 status quo while kicking and screaming about Texas joining the SEC for the exact same reasons Aggy joined a dozen years ago ($).

8. Pay a fortune to fire Jimbo while he laughs his way to the bank.

9. Try to make another flashy coaching hire but nobody wants to be Aggy’s coach.

10. Watch half your players enter the portal.

11. Cry on the rant about other SEC fan bases mocking your program’s hilarious failure.

12. Why is everyone so Aggsessed?

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