re: You know your coach is fat when his neck and head have the same circumference

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Probably a troll. While fat and stupid no tenner fan would seriously leave themselves this open for abuse

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This is the team with "Opportunity Is Nowhere" painted on the door leading out to the field so that their players are reminded. They celebrated by having their own University-branded 55-gallon trashcan on the sideline. They are butt chuggers who are unaware of the existence of asparagus.