re: Little Bro Unhappy

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a) I like their Non-Sports boards..
b) so yeah, I check the sports boards out from time to time.. y’all are still Texans you know
c) I didn’t say anything about y’all being obsessed

the answer is

d) all of the above

So you're freakin' [freakin']
the furniture's squeakin' [squeakin']
She's tweakin'
sayin' that she's weak in the knees
Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound
You're taxin' it and waxin' it
and workin' it around

‘Til the booty starts makin'
that clappin' sound
Which is cool, but your friends
are chillin' in the other room
The clappin's getting louder
you don't want them to clown you

In this situation, what do you do.
A, you, plain and simply, back up off her
B, you hit it just a little bit softer
C, you take it out and put it in het butt
Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:

I put a towel on the floor by the
two inch gap under the door
Now they can't see me any more
Check the locks so they can't clock
but they can listen
There'll be no bargin' in and
there'll be no dissin'

Gettin' back to my mission
break out the whipped cream and the cherries
Then I go through all the fly positions:
My head under her leg
under my arm under her toe
She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'
I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it
After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside
And before anybody gets a chance to speak
I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!'

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