re: What is up with all the hoes

Driving to our parking space for the Mizzou opener with another couple we pass two attractive coeds who were maybe pushing it even further than what I'm hearing described here. Tight, very short mini-skirts, some type of wrap/tube-toppy thing on the upper body, and of course boots. Being married for a while, the men were sitting in the front seats and the wives in the back (at the wives' suggestion).

Other wife: Wow, those are quite the outfits
Other husband: Yep, not much left to the imagination
My wife: That top is not even a tiger print, it's zebra
Me: I'm sorry, who are you talking about???

Slight pause and then...

My wife: bullshite! I know you, you were locked onto that two blocks before anyone else.

She indeed does know me