re: Describe your upcoming season without using Wins or Losses.

Rice - might see Arch; for sure Maalik
@Alabama - just make a game of it
Wyoming - yay, a night game
@Baylor - don't pull a Tom Herman
Kansas - trap game before OU, and they're not half bad this season
OU - no words necessary; always anybody's game
BYE - thank god there's no home game during ACL
@Houston - Texas shouldn't struggle with this team, which means they probably will
BYU - another team that could sneak up if Texas doesn't take them seriously
KSU - 2022's Big 12 champ. They'll want Texas more than anyone since they haven't beaten the horns since 2016
@TCU - no team has Texas' number more than this school
@Iowa State - see TCU above; Texas needs their A-game
Texas Tech - people think this is a trap game, but I disagree. I think the players remember the aftermath of last year's debacle and having to deal with their trashy fans

Bowl Game - Sark has to win it, no matter what it is. It's year 3 and he hasn't won a bowl yet.

ETA: lol this post sure seemed to offend people for no apparent reason