Aggies

Can y'all stop being weird and ghey, it freaks the rest of us out. No more thumbs up, or quilted overalls, or unsolicited whooping, and certainly try and cut it out with the Aggie squeezin's tradition. The reason why y'all still haven't won despite spending all that money is because God is punishing y'all for being so ghey.... and for being idiotic enough to pay Jimbo $91 million.