re: Would You Rather Be 5'7 or 6'11?

Short with a big peen

better than

Tall with a tiny peen


If you want to be a fighter pilot you need to be about 5' 8"
Most actors are very attractive but very short
Sports cars are made for shorter people
Easier to buy off the rack than hope at the Big & Tall


Both my grandfathers were shorter than both my grandmothers. Rumor was the closer the peen was to the heart the easier and longer it stays inflated. Not a scientific fact but both my grandmothers seemed to be pretty happy a lot.