re: Golfer Check in Thread

I'm just here to say I have called 11 people Turtle Dick today. Including my wife (like 7 times), my two grown daughters, my 78 yr old dad (who said go frick yourself in return), Habib who runs the Habib store on the corner (What? What is this "turtle dick" you speak of?), and an actual turtle I saw on TV (I know it doesn't count, but how do you pass on the opportunity?)

Good Lord willing, I plan to double it tomorrow. You bunch of Turtle Dicks.