re: Newsflash: We are joining the conference to take your money

OP: "We screwed up our own conference so terribly that we are here to move in and tell you how to manage yours."

You haven't by chance recently moved to Texas from California have you?

Newsflash: We don't care what you think you are here for. You are here because ESPN told you to be and the SEC and ESPN are in charge, not you.

And Bama is coming to humble you in front of the entire country this weekend. The rest of the conference could pretend that they aren't going to be pointing and laughing at you, but they will be because you will deserve every moment of it.