re: Why did Jimbo turn down more money from LSU to stay at A&M?

He is terrible. He proves it every year and this year SPECTACULARLY in the offseason when Boss Man Saban turned him into a gay porn on-set fluffer in front of the entire planet. We are glad he "said no" because he's a babbling half-cocked redneck grifter with marbles in his mouth and we have hired a far better coach and he actually has done very little outside one dream season at another school. He is the living embodiment of Failing Up.

"Deep down", I know 2-9 against Daddy LSU without those national championships has made you very jealous of new Big Brother.