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Okay. All shite talking aside. I will say a few things. We had our day. Now it’s over.

1. You actually have an outstanding world class university. You should be proud.
2. Your sports teams are almost always competitive and fun to watch. You have your down years, but you have your up years too.
3. Ags love to give you shite, but the truth is, you are a formidable opponent and always have been. And always will be.
4. I’ve taken courses at both schools for different degrees and there are legitimate reasons why each student chooses one school over another.

As far as baseball.

5. You have an awesome team, that just didn’t play all that well on one day. If we played a series, who knows how it would end.
6. I truly don’t understand the titanic reference. No disrespect intended.

As far as records and such in football…

7. Objectively, speaking we actually did have many years we we could barely field a team due to the wars. Also, there were many years that due to scholarship limits being unlimited things were unequal. However, even eliminating those games, Texas still holds an overall advantage over A&M. You have a great program. That’s the facts.
8. Recently, we have been better. But only very recently.
9. I am glad you are coming to the SEC and that we again have all our games through one media contract.
10. Don’t expect us to stop giving you shite even though all of this is true. No one is anyones “Daddy”. Both schools are enormous quality schools that can flourish without each other.

That is all.

(One last thing. You really need to let go of the horns down stuff. Y’all are gonna end up very frustrated in the SEC if that continues to bother you).

Good luck next year. Beat the hell outta Bama.

I sure hope you remembered to have a BIG roll of toilet paper at your side to wipe your face off after you just kissed the biggest...the ugliest...the smelliest behind in all of college sports.

Reveille would be ashamed of you!!