Why's everybody always picking on me?

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor. He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca. The doctor said "sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me. I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie. What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son. He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and a Hong Kong Phooey all in one. To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'. I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'."

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?