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Posted on 1/27/22 at 1:09 pm to Sao
Posted on 1/27/22 at 1:09 pm to Sao
It is hilarious that a random Georgia fan is having a complete meltdown over this NIL thing we are doing on SECRant. I would mock him more but I am getting worried he might be getting turned on by it.
Sadly, this NIL deal does sort of derail my dream of one of the Walton's purchasing Bottom's Up and spending a few million a year paying athletes to do commercials for them.
"When I want a bored, past her prime, and out of shape stripper to rub her naughty bits on me while I worry about catching STDs science doesn't even have a name for I go to Bottom's Up!"
Wouldn't we all rather see that ad during the next Razorback's football game then yet another Sonic spot?
Sadly, this NIL deal does sort of derail my dream of one of the Walton's purchasing Bottom's Up and spending a few million a year paying athletes to do commercials for them.
"When I want a bored, past her prime, and out of shape stripper to rub her naughty bits on me while I worry about catching STDs science doesn't even have a name for I go to Bottom's Up!"
Wouldn't we all rather see that ad during the next Razorback's football game then yet another Sonic spot?
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Posted on 1/27/22 at 1:24 pm to Arksulli
In complete honesty here.. As a bored, past his prime older man... I would rather see the sonic ad! 
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