re: Aggies win some battles, . . .

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They just never win the war. They are like the wr that catches a pass for a first down, gets up and dances even though their team is losing by 40 pts. Examples: We have tons of money! *But their athletic dept is $28 million in debt this past year You lost to Kansas! *They lost to Ark St, a winless SMU team and 77-0 in the 3rd quarter Best engineering school! *Steps that lead to a concrete wall. An illegal size Olympic pool. A collapse equestrian center. Raw sewage from their upgraded stadium that poured out onto their golf course. Too small of a burial hole for their highest ranking official. We have the greatest amount of soldiers in WWII! *But a huge portion of those soldiers never attended a class or step foot onto the Aggie campus. Wait till next year! *Roughly a .500 team in the SWC, the Big 12 and the SEC. Last 50 years, we are equal to Texas! *Got caught cheating and put on probation twice by the NCAA during those years. This is why there are so many Aggie jokes and why people like to poke fun at them.

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