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Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:19 pm
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:19 pm
pearl fricking something pearls
and
she says hey ive been looking at you you look pretty cute you wanna come back to my house
so i go back to her house
so when i pull up to her house it looks like something out of the texas chainsaw massacre
paints peelin off no walls in the downstairs whatsoever
she's about 5'9 weighed about 130 bout 140 wasnt skinny by no means
but she was redheaded and all freckled out
and im pretty much ready to do the deed she says she all sweaty from being out says she gotta take a shower
im sittin downstairs and two of her brothers pulled up in a truck
i go up to the north
im starting to get real confused like who iws this
she comes out of the shower in a towel she says oh those are my brothers
theyre bigtime coke dealers down oxford
im like whatever, they come in they ask me is that my truck with the 5-0 stickers on the back
i said yeah what about it
they accused me of being a snitch
i said i'm seventeen i can't be a cop
got my arse kicked real well
so after
wouldn't let me leave\
so this situation you don't really know what's really gonna happen and if you don't have common sense a lotta people gonna get hurt
we get to arguing still about im a cop
she got her clothes on know my dick softer than charmin
i had a strap but it's in my truck i cant do much
this dude had a zippo lighter, bro i wall about to ball your sister i know youre coke flippers but like you should cghill out if you think i am such
so im doin all this sittin in a chair in the middle of a living room in the kitchen homie goes get the pistol foaming at the mouth at my temple asking still if im a cop
i waited for them to do some dumb shite
ran out the room peeled out in my truck
i saw her the next day (had her number) they werent there went much smoother
eta: LINK
and
she says hey ive been looking at you you look pretty cute you wanna come back to my house
so i go back to her house
so when i pull up to her house it looks like something out of the texas chainsaw massacre
paints peelin off no walls in the downstairs whatsoever
she's about 5'9 weighed about 130 bout 140 wasnt skinny by no means
but she was redheaded and all freckled out
and im pretty much ready to do the deed she says she all sweaty from being out says she gotta take a shower
im sittin downstairs and two of her brothers pulled up in a truck
i go up to the north
im starting to get real confused like who iws this
she comes out of the shower in a towel she says oh those are my brothers
theyre bigtime coke dealers down oxford
im like whatever, they come in they ask me is that my truck with the 5-0 stickers on the back
i said yeah what about it
they accused me of being a snitch
i said i'm seventeen i can't be a cop
got my arse kicked real well
so after
wouldn't let me leave\
so this situation you don't really know what's really gonna happen and if you don't have common sense a lotta people gonna get hurt
we get to arguing still about im a cop
she got her clothes on know my dick softer than charmin
i had a strap but it's in my truck i cant do much
this dude had a zippo lighter, bro i wall about to ball your sister i know youre coke flippers but like you should cghill out if you think i am such
so im doin all this sittin in a chair in the middle of a living room in the kitchen homie goes get the pistol foaming at the mouth at my temple asking still if im a cop
i waited for them to do some dumb shite
ran out the room peeled out in my truck
i saw her the next day (had her number) they werent there went much smoother
eta: LINK
This post was edited on 9/28/23 at 5:51 pm
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Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:21 pm to RockyRococco
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:21 pm to RockyRococco
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:23 pm to MoarKilometers
Between this thread and “Harod’s Crotch,” the Rant is really struggling this afternoon.
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:24 pm to RockyRococco
you having a stroke?
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:24 pm to RockyRococco
wannabe mercerbears or alter of mercer bears who used the wrong login.
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:25 pm to RockyRococco
quote:
pearl fricking something pearls
and
she says hey ive been looking at you you look pretty cute you wanna come back to my house
so i go back to her house
so when i pull up to her house it looks like something out of the texas chainsaw massacre
paints peelin off no walls in the downstairs whatsoever
she's about 5'9 weighed about 130 bout 140 wasnt skinny by no means
but she was redheaded and all freckled out
and im pretty much ready to do the deed she says she all sweaty from being out says she gotta take a shower
im sittin downstairs and two of her brothers pulled up in a truck
i go up to the north
im starting to get real confused like who iws this
she comes out of the shower in a towel she says oh those are my brothers
theyre bigtime coke dealers down oxford
im like whatever, they come in they ask me is that my truck with the 5-0 stickers on the back
i said yeah what about it
they accused me of being a snitch
i said i'm seventeen i can't be a cop
got my arse kicked real well
so after
wouldn't let me leave\
so this situation you don't really know what's really gonna happen and if you don't have common sense a lotta people gonna get hurt
we get to arguing still about im a cop
she got her clothes on know my dick softer than charmin
i had a strap but it's in my truck i cant do much
this dude had a zippo lighter, bro i wall about to ball your sister i know youre coke flippers but like you should cghill out if you think i am such
so im doin all this sittin in a chair in the middle of a living room in the kitchen homie goes get the pistol foaming at the mouth at my temple asking still if im a cop
i waited for them to do some dumb shite
ran out the room peeled out in my truck
i saw her the next day (had her number) they werent there went much smoother
QFT
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:28 pm to RockyRococco
This is no mercerbears
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:29 pm to Radio One
You need to che knout my thread on Clemson and OU joining. Not what it seems at first glance for the mouth breathers on this board.
It’s like an onion… layers.
It’s like an onion… layers.
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:30 pm to Partha
i will record the ole miss fan telling me this story
ban bet
ban bet
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:32 pm to RockyRococco
quote:
i will record the ole miss fan telling me this story
ban bet
I'm your huckleberry.
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:34 pm to Tridentds
Link?
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:39 pm to RockyRococco
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:41 pm to RockyRococco
Are you having a seizure?
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:43 pm to RockyRococco
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:46 pm to RockyRococco
This thread gave me ghey.
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:48 pm to Sleepy_Tiger
i ajnt never goin back to oxford
Posted on 9/28/23 at 4:54 pm to RockyRococco
Posted on 9/28/23 at 5:02 pm to RockyRococco
Posted on 9/28/23 at 5:03 pm to Partha
quote:This is the Great Value mercer bears.
This is no mercerbears
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