I think we just put tampon dispensers in the locker rooms

Maybe they would get the hint?

Saw a documentary, a player from Bear's days. Said we were playing terribly, fumbles, missed blocks and tackles. Barely winning, should have been up by four touchdowns. No one would get close to Bear on the sidelines (they showed a picture no one within 5 yards either side of him).

Half comes, we run to the locker room and sit, and sit...and sit. Two minutes before we have to go on the field the door creaks open and Bear walks slowly in, looks around and says "Sorry BOOOYYYS, I was looking for the men's room"....and walks out.

Yet many of our players will gleefully cash their NIL check for that shat arse performance...yet again.