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re: Bo Thread......get in here jang

Posted on 9/8/23 at 10:20 pm to
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
50585 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 10:20 pm to
atwitsend,

hurry the hell up and type your weird arse novel of fricking anything (ball!!!)that your brain can think of (squirrel!!). I am ready for bed and I am not dealing with either of you peckerheads tomorrow.
This post was edited on 9/8/23 at 10:22 pm
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

hurry the hell up and type your weird arse novel of fricking anything (ball!!!)that your brain can think of (squirrel!!). I am ready for bed and I am not dealing with either of you peckerheads tomorrow.

Damn, he even has you posting like him now

Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
50585 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 10:32 pm to


He is your pet. That dude probably doesn't know who Bo Nix is but he is attacking me like your attack chihuahua as if I slapped both of your mommas.
This post was edited on 9/8/23 at 10:34 pm
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 12:52 am to
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What I find hilarious is I am not a pussy and I am not politically correct about my beliefs. If people want to be cautious in their beliefs they never get remembered at all. Like yesterday, someone says Robby's Ashford's story isn't written yet, I am at peace saying "nah its pretty much written." What I said was more memorable than "wait and see!" Why in the frick does a message board want to wait and see everything? So remember: It is the out of the ordinary that is memorable. Give me more downvotes


No doubt that anybody will ever be able to forget Special Jang Warrior. His clinical diagnosis is chronic NDDC with acute NDDC attacks on occasion. Though difficult to control, the good news is that his illness is treatable / manageable with friend and family support if sought (and if at all available). An intervention may become necessary if his condition takes a turn for the worse. If that is possible.



*No Dick Douchebag Complex

If you're not a pussy and don't have a dick, which pronoun would you prefer we use for you? Remember, you are SPECIAL, Jang Warrior, and don't you ever forget it or let anyone tell you otherwise. We unconditionally accept and love you for WHO YOU ARE! Don't fret - none of your Family here will ever be able to forget you, SJW!
This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 6:31 pm
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 3:41 am to
SJ, here's that long elaborate post / novel you asked for. You can borrow some of my stuff if it will help you feel better about your mandom / fandom and showing it off (snicker). It's a special starter kit for a very Special person - YOU, SJW! And hey - if you got time to sleep, you got time to post bra! SOFT, Jang! SSSSOOOFFFTTTT! Time to reprioritize what's most important to you. Best to just keep Chex's post count out of your head - don't worry about him and the score, just FOCUS. ON. YOU. and PLAY. YOUR. GAME. Head down, post away bra!!! Give it the ol' college try! Oh, wait...

Keep on grindin' Special Jang! Have a day! A great War Eagle Day (pus*y - finally found a pic of ya)! The hardest trying poster in show business!

Sean White can also paint with a brush! Tim Allen has some tips for ya! Oh, sorry - if you swing the other way that's fine too. Maybe you can find something helpful anyway. Have a fun!

Still in shock that I couldn't find our own SJW featured in the Girls of the SEC edition. Must be in a different year.

Special thanks Pain Train.
This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 6:38 am
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 3:59 am to
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Dont be like jiro( where naked women makes you rather be abstinent) or chex (where abstinence is the only option) influence you into believing youre not well received here.


Projection at peak perfection! Well done bra!!!
This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 4:52 am
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 4:06 am to
Liar!!!!!!!!! (That's my absolute best impersonation of SJW I can do. At the moment. You know what they say about imitation and flattery..)



NB4
quote:

I am not dealing with either of you peckerheads tomorrow.




Do it Jang! Do it! Just go ahead and do it!!!! Let the hate flow bra! Let it out man. It's going to eat you up all day. Liar or softass bitch? Both? Whatcha got Special Jang? Eat a dick.
This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 6:32 pm
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 4:22 am to
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He is your pet. That dude probably doesn't know who Bo Nix is but he is attacking me like your attack chihuahua as if I slapped both of your mommas.


Tell us you are Special Jang without telling us you are Special Jang. Who's Bo Nix?

I'm not Chex's pet, lol. You're mine. I own you. It's fun to play around with you and make you do tricks. Have I given you enough attention for today? Do you need more? Not the attention you need, but the attention you DESERVE! I'm not really attacking you or anyone else. Just trying to teach / help you get your post count up, but you're a bit of a slow learner, and that's okay because you are Special Jang. We'll try again when you're ready.

I assume that will be Monday at the earliest, per your stated plans? I'm FREE always - just lemme know.
This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 5:47 am
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 5:16 am to
I can now better appreciate how time differences can be a real bitch and frick up people, their plans, especially mornings, and just regular life from day to day. Hang in there - you'll get used to it!
This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 5:36 am
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
50585 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 7:12 am to
Dude.

Get some help.


Have a good day.
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 7:21 am to
Liar. Soft. Special. Weak. Projector.


This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 7:23 am
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
50585 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 7:27 am to
At what point did I ever do anything to you, weirdo?


Now, stop showing me females with no arse. Show me someone with a fricking arse. I don't want to see females as gross as yours.

And now, you're starting in on the Sean White stuff just because Chex did 10 years ago? WTF?


If you support Chex not supporting Bo, but supporting Sean White just because Chex does so then that means you are a fricking retard.

QUIT SPAMMING THE BOARD WITH YOUR JUNK

This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 7:38 am
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 7:28 am to
quote:

Have a good day.


That's much better Jang. Good boy.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
50585 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 7:32 am to
You trying to spam other threads with the same jang retarded shite is what is going to get you in hot water around here.


Keep being stupid and watch your arse get banned again.
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 7:32 am to
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You would lie to your own Auburn fam.


quote:

I am not dealing with either of you peckerheads tomorrow.


(see above)
This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 7:33 am
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
50585 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 7:34 am to
Thank you! Have a Good Day!!!!


We need to move past whatever last night was Jiro. You opened way too many bottles of epiphanies and dreams last night.

Get sober
This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 7:35 am
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 7:34 am to
quote:

jang retarded shite


Checks out.
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 7:37 am to
quote:

Thank you! Have a Good Day!!!! We need to move past whatever last night was Jiro. You opened way too many bottles of epiphanies and dreams last night. Get sober


Good morning Jangalang. War Eagle.

Thank you. I am sober. I haven't had a drink in almost a month. It's a day to day thing but I feel pretty good.

PS - Some might say I opened a can of whoop-arse. Look, you deserved it. Let's be better. Fair enough?
This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 7:40 am
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8943 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 8:03 am to


We had that one in college.

ETA- found the bunny on the cover.
This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 8:05 am
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 9:18 am to
quote:

We had that one in college. ETA- found the bunny on the cover.


Auburn's rep was Leigh Douglass. We worked together at Touchdowns for a few years until I came to Japan in December '94. If you went to TD's then, I probably cooked your food (bartended occasionally) and Leigh may have served you. Fun times. Miss TD's wings.

Leigh dated my roomie and best friend Jim, and I dated her roomie and best friend Katie. That's neither here nor there, but I always wondered how and why Leigh was selected to rep Auburn. She needed the makeup and wasn't naturally beautiful IMO and had already had a boob job. Nice enough, but I personally thought that AU could and should have done much better. She is happily married with 3 kids in Atlanta now.

Hard to believe that issue is almost 30 years old. Glad to hear someone remembers it.
This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 9:26 am
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