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Bielema Breaks All the Wrong Records

Posted on 10/30/17 at 8:42 pm
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 8:42 pm
I thought maybe we could have a little fun at our coach's expense. Let's see how many historically shitty firsts we can come up with for this guy.

I'll get the ball rolling with him being the first Arkansas head coach to not win a single conference game for an entire season.

Anybody got any others?
Posted by Pigfeet
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 8:51 pm to
First head coach to weigh more than the vehicle the Foundation provides
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 8:54 pm to
First head coach to double his body mass in only five years.
Posted by ArHog
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 9:08 pm to
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BoarEd


Another Piofeet alter?

Funny you bust on to tRant when we might be looking for another coach..

Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 9:13 pm to
Read my lips.


I have no alters
Posted by ArHog
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 9:20 pm to
Posted by Arkansasrazorback
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 9:37 pm to
First Arkansas head coach to lose a conference game by 53 points

First SEC head coach to surrender 543 yards rushing in a conference game.
Posted by Arkansasrazorback
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 9:42 pm to
First Arkansas head coach to finish last in the SEC West (x2).

First Arkansas head coach to lose to Mississippi State in Arkansas (x2).

First non interim Arkansas head coach since Broyles that will leave with a losing record to aggy (0-5).
Posted by ArHog
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 9:52 pm to
#NeverForget

Frick Bert
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

First Arkansas head coach to finish last in the SEC West (x2).

First Arkansas head coach to lose to Mississippi State in Arkansas (x2).

First non interim Arkansas head coach since Broyles that will leave with a losing record to aggy (0-5).



This is what I had in mind when I created this thread. Good work.
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

Another Piofeet alter?


No alters.
Posted by BoarEd
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Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 10/30/17 at 10:06 pm to
First Arkansas head coach to lose four games by 30+ points in SEC play (I think that was the record).

Also, if I remember correctly, Bielema is now the owner of 5 of Arkansas's 18 30+ point conference losses. All time.

Largest blown lead in Arkansas school history.
This post was edited on 10/30/17 at 11:31 pm
Posted by russellvillehog
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 10:40 pm to
There are only 5 times arkansas has started 0-4 in sec play. Bert owns 3 of them.

Some auburn fan thinks BoarEd is my alter for some reason. I haven't quite figured out his posting pattern to mine yet.
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 10/30/17 at 11:22 pm to
1-18 when trailing at the half.

5-15 (I think) when the opponent scores first (!) Lol
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 10/31/17 at 1:26 am to
Posted by Pigfeet
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Posted on 10/31/17 at 4:37 am to
Read my lips.


I have alters
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 10/31/17 at 7:06 am to
Lost to Rutgers and Toledo
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
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Posted on 10/31/17 at 8:10 am to
Lost to Yaw Yaw, twice
















Too soon?
Posted by BoarEd
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Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 10/31/17 at 8:20 am to
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Too soon?


I don't think so. I'm about 90% confident Bielema is getting his arse kicked by LSU this year. His team just isn't any good.

It's funny how the groupthink shifted after the win over Ole Miss. Lol. People talking about winning out and shite. That ain't happening. Ole Miss's program is mired in controversy right now, was without their starting QB, and still should have won that game last week. If it weren't for a scoop and score, they win.

That's pathetic.

*Soon to be* 0-2 against the guy who is STATISTICALLY Ole Miss's worst coach of all time.
Posted by 870Hog
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Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 10/31/17 at 6:17 pm to
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Read my lips


What you did there... I seent it.
This post was edited on 10/31/17 at 6:18 pm
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