LA Kings Announcer's Cringeworthy "8 inches of his shaft" Comment

I can't read minds, but I'm pretty sure Los Angeles Kings broadcaster Bob Miller's brain was like..."Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it...."

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"Damnit, I said it."