Kirk Cousins Shows Up To Get His Haircut Using His Roster Headshot As A Reference

How does this story rise to the level in your mind where you put these words in a box and hit submit?

If showing a picture of yourself with the length you want your cut to be gets them to quit asking me ‘wuh numbah, wuh numbah!’… frick I dunno lady, here is a picture!!… genius

Maybe the same way it rises to your level of reading it and commenting on it.

He's a guy who will the vast majority of the hundreds of millions he's made when his career is done.