Do Not Try And Steal Kevin Garnett's Onion Rings

Had floor seats at a Timberwolf game when I was 7/8. Ol’ KG was walking back into the tunnel, I was trying to get an autograph. He signed the kids program next to me and turned to walk away. I proceeded to grab his jersey. He turned around and gave me a death stare and did not sign shite. I learned a valuable lesson in life that night.

Maybe he's still waiting for Adam Sandler to cast him in another dud movie.

Who thinks that is entertainment?

Also don’t give Kevin Garnett your 600 carat black opal on a loaner, even if he gives you his 2008 NBA championship ring as collateral.

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