“I skipped out on my team in my final game as a Tiger. Then I was an absolute bust as a top 5 draft pick... got cut from my team while still on my rookie contract because I’m such a poor teammate and leader. Then, I chose to go play with a fantastic offense where I’d be threat #4 at best any time I’m on the field, so defenses couldn’t let on me (cuz I didn’t have the chest to be “THE guy” in Jacksonville). I made a few nice plays during the year as the #6 weapon on my offense.(although I couldn’t beat out an average NFL back for the starting job)
Voila! I scored a borderline garbage time touchdown in a Super Bowl that had snowballed on the opposing team while we had the refs in our back pocket and I’m a Super Bowl Champion! Booga Time!”