Man To Swim 112 Miles From France to Monaco While Hypnotizing Himself to Sleep Mid-Swim

what could possibly go wrong

“I’m gonna swim for a week straight and use hypnosis to sleep so I can break a world record.”

Me: “Cool. I’m gonna watch TV.”

In b4 report comes out that he drowned and was eaten by a shark.

This is stupidity pointless nonsense akin to climbing Mt. Everest.

I guess he'll take a boat to Corsica. It would be more impressive if he swam down to Corsica and then back. (Greta would have.)