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re: My dilemma for the SC/GA game...
Posted on 8/17/13 at 2:35 pm to FinleyStreet
Posted on 8/17/13 at 2:35 pm to FinleyStreet
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You can save the lecture for someone else. I don't smoke.
It was your comment. Own it.
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Posted on 8/17/13 at 2:39 pm to Chef Leppard
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Im using this tonight. k thanks
Why wait? Do it in the afternoon, in the daylight. Dirty talk that bitch while the sun shines.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 2:39 pm to S1C EM
I made the comment; not denying that. However, you made an incorrect assumption based on that comment, so I thought I would clarify.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 2:41 pm to deeprig9
Im at work champ. dont think the little mexican dude helping me wants any growder chowder. nor does he deserve any
Posted on 8/17/13 at 2:46 pm to FinleyStreet
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I made the comment; not denying that. However, you made an incorrect assumption based on that comment, so I thought I would clarify.
I heard rumors that you were a female... this response just confirmed it.
You look nice today, by the way. Where'd you get that top? It's really cute.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 2:46 pm to Chef Leppard
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Im at work champ. dont think the little mexican dude helping me wants any growder chowder. nor does he deserve any
You cooking up a mess of food?
Posted on 8/17/13 at 2:48 pm to FinleyStreet
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I made the comment; not denying that. However, you made an incorrect assumption based on that comment, so I thought I would clarify.
Fair enough. I was taking issue more with the implication that someone with kids who asks you (or whomever) to quit has "ill-behaved" kids. The behavior of the kids is not relevant.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 2:54 pm to S1C EM
My apologies. Wasn't trying to offend those with kiddos.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 2:56 pm to deeprig9
Well, I also have a cutesy cartoon, a puppy collage, and a statement under the avatar that expressly states I'm a chick. I thought that was enough to tip people off. 
Posted on 8/17/13 at 3:00 pm to Chef Leppard
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Im at work champ. dont think the little mexican dude helping me wants any growder chowder. nor does he deserve any
Get all the lunch dishes washed and dried. The blue-hair dinner rush starts early at Picadilly.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 3:01 pm to FinleyStreet
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Well, I also have a cutesy cartoon, a puppy collage, and a statement under the avatar that expressly states I'm a chick. I thought that was enough to tip people off.
If we could get a quick areola shot it would obviously clear this matter up. K ?
Posted on 8/17/13 at 3:09 pm to rb
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If we could get a quick labia shot it would obviously clear this matter up. K ?
Posted on 8/17/13 at 3:10 pm to Spunky
Posted on 8/17/13 at 3:11 pm to Spunky
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Posted on 8/17/13 at 3:29 pm to Spunky
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Just go in a stall
I've never had to shite at a Georgia game before (knock on wood)......but how bad would that suck if your guts cramped up and started bubbling.....and you're white-knuckled and drenched in cold sweat from clenching to prevent a stomach full of molten lava from erupting out of your a-hole............and right when you get to the stall dreaming of sweet relief............
.....you then have to wait another five minutes for some junkie in there to finish his smoke.
Screw that.
You smokers are some selfish motherfrickers, i tell you what.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 3:38 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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your guts cramped up and started bubbling.....and you're white-knuckled and drenched in cold sweat from clenching to prevent a stomach full of molten lava from erupting out of your a-hole............
Ever get this feeling on a hour-long bus ride with no toilet? It sucks.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 3:54 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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You smokers are some selfish motherfrickers, i tell you what.
What if Im taking a shite at the same time?
Posted on 8/17/13 at 4:02 pm to Edawg
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What if Im taking a shite at the same time?
Well then.....that would be alright, i guess.
But if you weren't. When I got done purging the molten lava from my guts, I'd be on a pretty big adrenaline high from using all strength to keep from shitting on myself.......and I would probably be able to rip your trachea out.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 4:04 pm to S1C EM
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Ever get this feeling on a hour-long bus ride with no toilet? It sucks.
I think we've all had those close calls at some point. It's fricking Hell.
Me. I've developed a form of self-hypnosis and breathing techniques though...... that can add an extra five minutes or so before the dam breaks.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 4:06 pm to Jefferson Dawg
The first thing I do when I leave the house and after I get to tailgate is to take Imodium. Smokers or not the stadium or porto jons before hand are no where I was my arse cheeks close to. That's begging for a case of the G word.
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