re: My dilemma for the SC/GA game...

Something else you can do is carry a hankerchief (how do you spell that?) and soak it in the bathroom sink.

When you get to your spot, just exhale through the wet rag. They don't necessarily spot you from the little bit of smoke coming off the cig as you cup it and allow the smoke to rise up your body. It's the plume from the exhale they will spot.

And remember, being at some remote outlying spot is the best way to get caught. People don't see the nose on their face, if you know what I mean.

And if you get caught, that's fine, they won't throw you out the first time.

Make sure for your second smoke, you make your way to the opposite side of the stadium.

Or, you could just get some dip and be one of those disgusting people and just spit that slimy sludge all over the ground for granny dawg and lil' toddler timmy to slip and slide around on, so lil' toddler timmy can get his 'Mater shoes covered in cancer juice and probably on his hands at some point, and eventually in his young little mouth. So fricking gross.