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re: My dilemma for the SC/GA game...
Posted on 8/17/13 at 4:13 pm to Spunky
Posted on 8/17/13 at 4:13 pm to Spunky
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Smokers or not the stadium or porto jons before hand are no where I was my arse cheeks close to. That's begging for a case of the G word.
I had to shite in a porto-john at a nascar race once.
I don't want to talk about it though.
This post was edited on 8/17/13 at 4:14 pm
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Posted on 8/17/13 at 4:15 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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I had to shite in a porto-john at a nascar race once.
I don't want to talk about it though. I'm scarred for life.
I've got you beat.
I took a shite in a portopotty at the 1999-2000 New Year's Eve Phish Concert in South Florida on a Seminole Reservation, in the dark. I may or may not have been under the influence of psychoactive chemicals.
That's the last time I've taken a shite in a portapotty.
This post was edited on 8/17/13 at 4:16 pm
Posted on 8/17/13 at 4:21 pm to Chef Leppard
Gowder, chowder, growder. What's the definitions here?
Posted on 8/17/13 at 4:29 pm to deeprig9
You guys are weak. I definitely prefer the home field advantage and have conditioned my body to hold up to 24 yrs. Is that healthy? Probably not ... but there's no way I'm taking a dump in a port a john....no way. I'd rather go in the woods.
As for smoking...as an ex smoker I can say that its utter bullshite that these self righteous types like he who can't be named feel compelled to prove how cool they are by being bothered by smokers and speaking up about it. These same folks are usually the ones who get shitfaced and bum a smoke, cigar or hit off the pipe.
I get it about smoking in the seats...because everyone's packed in...but out in the open spaces it should be okay.
This post was edited on 8/17/13 at 4:32 pm
Posted on 8/17/13 at 4:31 pm to SquatchDawg
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These same folks are usually the ones who get shitfaced and bum a smoke, cigar or hit off the pipe.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 4:37 pm to SquatchDawg
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I get it about smoking in the seats...because everyone's packed in...but out in the open spaces it should be okay.
Which is what I was talking about. I'll smoke a cigar every now and then but I don't want someone in front of me dragging cowboy killers for 3 quarters while I gotta stand behind him inhaling that shite.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 4:43 pm to gatorhata9
So you think smoking in the breezeways should be legal?
Posted on 8/17/13 at 4:43 pm to gatorhata9
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Which is what I was talking about. I'll smoke a cigar every now and then but I don't want someone in front of me dragging cowboy killers for 3 quarters while I gotta stand behind him inhaling that shite.
You're such a hypocritical pussy. Do you even read the shite you type? Dear lord you are such a frickin little count. It amazes me that people like you don't step into traffic and just get the suffering over with. The world would be a lot better place.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 4:44 pm to gatorhata9
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Which is what I was talking about. I'll smoke a cigar every now and then but I don't want someone in front of me dragging cowboy killers for 3 quarters while I gotta stand behind him inhaling that shite.
WHile you have a third of a can of Grizzly in your cheek... bucking the system, you fricking hypocrite.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 4:52 pm to deeprig9
Got both you fricks beat. Well not personally but story wise
When i was about 20 me and some friend did the st.pattys river street thing. Up one of the little cobblestone hills that exit out, there had to have been about 30 port o jons lined up. The line in front of each one was about 15 deep
Well we were standing there waiting on a friend to get done and probably looking at tits. One of my friends elbowed me and nodded in the general direction of one of the jons. Right when i turned, i saw about 4 army looking dudes run up behind one of them. In literally a blink, they flipped the fricking thing over. Forward. Landing on its door. I heard the most blood curdling man scream ive heard to this day. Like a vasectomy withno anaesthetic. An ocean of blue sewage came gushing out of all the vent on the roof of the thing. The poor bastard inside was pounding the walls so hard i thought id see a fist come through the side.
It took the cops about 4 or 5 minutes to get there. Nobody would touch the fricking porto john. Sadly, 90% of the mass of people were doubled over in tears laughing. When they got the 20 sometime yr old dude out, his ballcap, shirt, shorts, and shoes were all blue with chunks of tp and poop all over. One of the most disturbing things ive ever seen. Dont know what he did to those army dudes, but god damn i hope the punishment fit the crime. Like i hope he punched a pregnant woman in the face or something.
When i was about 20 me and some friend did the st.pattys river street thing. Up one of the little cobblestone hills that exit out, there had to have been about 30 port o jons lined up. The line in front of each one was about 15 deep
Well we were standing there waiting on a friend to get done and probably looking at tits. One of my friends elbowed me and nodded in the general direction of one of the jons. Right when i turned, i saw about 4 army looking dudes run up behind one of them. In literally a blink, they flipped the fricking thing over. Forward. Landing on its door. I heard the most blood curdling man scream ive heard to this day. Like a vasectomy withno anaesthetic. An ocean of blue sewage came gushing out of all the vent on the roof of the thing. The poor bastard inside was pounding the walls so hard i thought id see a fist come through the side.
It took the cops about 4 or 5 minutes to get there. Nobody would touch the fricking porto john. Sadly, 90% of the mass of people were doubled over in tears laughing. When they got the 20 sometime yr old dude out, his ballcap, shirt, shorts, and shoes were all blue with chunks of tp and poop all over. One of the most disturbing things ive ever seen. Dont know what he did to those army dudes, but god damn i hope the punishment fit the crime. Like i hope he punched a pregnant woman in the face or something.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:01 pm to Chef Leppard
Jesus...for some reason that reminded me of the speech Quint gave in Jaws with some minor changes...
"You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never go in a portajohn again."
"You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never go in a portajohn again."
Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:08 pm to Chef Leppard
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Right when i turned, i saw about 4 army looking dudes run up behind one of them. In literally a blink, they flipped the fricking thing over. Forward. Landing on its door.
This is very bizarre. Small world............. because I was fricking there for this! Unless it's happened more than once.
But, it was army dudes with buzz-cuts. I was actually in line for one of the port0-johns and they came through all fricked up and in a frenzy and one by one they were yanking doors open on the porto-johns. Then they'd stand there and heckle the person sitting or standing inside. Total psychopaths. They were heffed up on some serious kind of goof-balls or something.
ANyway, I could tell that some bad shite was going down, so I got the frick out.
ANd then later we heard the story that the nutjobs had tipped one over. fricking savages.
THe place was nuts that year. I remember at one point looking up at one of the hotels and some dude on the fifth floor or so was just pissing out of the window on to the crowd. People were just thinking it was just rain or something. ALso, I watched an ambulance work it's way into the crowd to help someone and when the crew got out, some drunk climbed in and started driving forward into the crowd real slow laughing his arse off......Until the cops ripped him out of the driver's seat and beat him within an inch of his life.
Was nuts.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:13 pm to Jefferson Dawg
That's fricking nuts. That was years ago. Back when the women popped their tits out everywhere like mardi gras
Crazy shite. small arse world
Crazy shite. small arse world
Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:51 pm to Spunky
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You're such a hypocritical pussy. Do you even read the shite you type? Dear lord you are such a frickin little count. It amazes me that people like you don't step into traffic and just get the suffering over with. The world would be a lot better place.
Feel better? Show me where I'm a hypocrite you depraved piece of shite
Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:55 pm to deeprig9
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WHile you have a third of a can of Grizzly in your cheek... bucking the system, you fricking hypocrite.
Chewing tobacco and spitting in to my coke bottle bothers no one.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:59 pm to gatorhata9
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Feel better? Show me where I'm a hypocrite you depraved piece of shite
Don't poke the bear.
And if you can read I'm sure you will see how you're a hypocritical count.
You are a follower not a leader its obvious, which is fine the world needs yes men. One day 20-30 years from.now you will look back and be ashamed of your life ( which you should) Then and only the will you realize its best to be what you want i. e. Come out of the closet. Once you come to reality with this you will live a happier more fulfilling life and not worry about what others are doing around you. But where to find the next cock to suck. Then young grasshopper you will find happiness
Posted on 8/17/13 at 6:06 pm to gatorhata9
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Chewing tobacco and spitting in to my coke bottle bothers no one.
Until Mitchell catches a long 3rd and 3 pass for a 60 yard TD, outrunning the defense, and you and everyone else is jumping up and down and hugging and high fiving, and your coke bottle is kicked over and runs down stream for several rows in front of you, where women have their purses, and toddlers are crawling around looking for catepillers to put in their mouth, and old ladies have their sunday shoes, etc.
But... hey... a waft of smoke in the breezeway... that's where you draw the line... text a-hole and your seat location to security.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 6:07 pm to Spunky
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And if you can read I'm sure you will see how you're a hypocritical count.
Show me where I'm hypocritical.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 6:08 pm to gatorhata9
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Show me where I'm hypocritical.
I've already done that for you.
You are addicted to nicotine.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 6:09 pm to deeprig9
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I've already done that for you.
You are addicted to nicotine.
Gotta talk slow to this guy
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