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The evolution of Bert

Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:41 am
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
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Like, is someone going to plan an intervention here? This is scary. His skin doesn't have much further to stretch. I love Brett, I don't want him to be forced to coach from a wheelchair or a sideline hospital bed.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:42 am to
This isn't even his final form
Posted by Chadaristic
Member since Jan 2011
40829 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:44 am to
That last pic.
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22455 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:44 am to
No kidding.

Given the stress of his job, that much extra weight is really detrimental to his health.
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8181 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:44 am to
In all seriousness he does need to lose the weight. Too many health problems in his future. And yes I realize it is not as easy as people make it out to be.
Posted by joeyb147
Member since Jun 2009
16019 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:44 am to
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This isn't even his final form
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:45 am to
He's "chasing" Mangino and Weiss. I hope he "catches" them.
Posted by Chadaristic
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:45 am to
Posted by TheDarrell McSteal
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Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:45 am to
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final form
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:46 am to
Fulmer be jelly

Posted by TheDarrell McSteal
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Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30167 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:47 am to
Damn what does that man eat
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19451 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:47 am to
Are those diabetic shoes in the last picture?
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
33069 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:49 am to
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Damn what does that man eat


Tennessee, L2U and Ole Miss

Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:49 am to
In all seriousness, that sucks. Old linemen always have the hardest time with that stuff and I'm sure it's hell trying to be healthy while working 17 hours a day. Hope the dude is alright health wise, cause he is fun as hell.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40255 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:49 am to
he bragged about eating like 12 strips of bacon and 8 eggs on Twitter. The man has a problem. Sad honestly.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:49 am to
quote:

In all seriousness he does need to lose the weight. Too many health problems in his future. And yes I realize it is not as easy as people make it out to be


He is supposedly on a diet this off-season but we know how that goes
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:51 am to
He's going to be roaming the sidelines on one of those fat scooters within 5 years if he doesn't change course.
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22455 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:52 am to
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He is supposedly on a diet this off-season but we know how that goes


Hope it works for him. He is definitely shortening his healthy life span currently.

I struggle with weight so I really sympathize. The diabetes thought is scary. Combine that with what George said (ie long work hours) and the stress and it is a recipe for disaster.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53842 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:53 am to
In that last pic he looks like our mascot.
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