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re: The evolution of Bert
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:24 am to higgs_boson
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:24 am to higgs_boson
Jen has her work cut out trying to get him on a diet when recruits moms are feeding Bert.
Devwah says bert ate... and wanted seconds.
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Devwah says bert ate... and wanted seconds.
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:24 am to piggilicious
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e looks better there to me, big but normal big not like the wind suit.
Yea, I agree
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:31 am to SummerOfGeorge
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Yup, those dudes either
(a) have a top time keeping it off and just keep getting bigger, or
(b) get tiny (see David Pollack)
Agreed.
I imagine it's hard to switch from eat everything and anything mode to start being choosy and eating way less.
Add a high stress, never stop job to the mix (and just plain getting older) and it's a recipe for what we see here. Hopefully he can get things fixed and it will definitely take his wife's help.
He could dress better on the sidelines but I'm thinking he doesn't care much.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:33 am to SummerOfGeorge
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get tiny (see David Pollack)
i thought he looked really gross for awhile but he seems normal now. not sure if he filled out just a bit again or if my eyes just got used to seeing him.
now jesse palmer, he fine yesterday, today and tomorrow.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:36 am to DC RaiseHerBack
My wife always comments he would look much better if he shaved.
I tell her he probably doesn't for the same reason as me: namely you think it hides some of your chins.
I tell her he probably doesn't for the same reason as me: namely you think it hides some of your chins.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:36 am to piggilicious
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David Pollack
Looks gross to me still.
This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 5:29 pm
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:37 am to higgs_boson
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My wife always comments he would look much better if he shaved.
I tell her he probably doesn't for the same reason as me: namely you think it hides some of your chins.
I think that's why I like him with scruff
He's not a bad looking dude when he's not so heavy.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:45 am to SummerOfGeorge
Am I the only one who thought he looked slimmer at one point during the season?
Posted on 1/19/16 at 12:05 pm to higgs_boson
It's hard.
I'm 39 and weigh 319 pounds currently on a 5'11" frame. Hate it. Hate myself. Hate the way I feel. Not asking for anyone's sympathy. I'm sure that I'll be made fun of and that's fine too. I'm used to it. Just need to vent and get some things out there.
Lost 70 pounds the spring of 2014 only to gain back almost 55 already. At my 70 pound weight loss I was still around 265 which is still fat. Lost steam on the motivation train. Had goals to be under 199 which I've have not seen since I graduated college. Hahaha yeah, right.
Thanksgiving and Christmas was a bender. Probably put on 15 just between those two months alone. I guess it's like being an alcoholic in that the self destructive behaviors are similar. And when you weigh 300 pounds you can't hide your problem like you can with booze in a cup. It's out there for the world to see.
So no hate on Bert from me.
I'm 39 and weigh 319 pounds currently on a 5'11" frame. Hate it. Hate myself. Hate the way I feel. Not asking for anyone's sympathy. I'm sure that I'll be made fun of and that's fine too. I'm used to it. Just need to vent and get some things out there.
Lost 70 pounds the spring of 2014 only to gain back almost 55 already. At my 70 pound weight loss I was still around 265 which is still fat. Lost steam on the motivation train. Had goals to be under 199 which I've have not seen since I graduated college. Hahaha yeah, right.
Thanksgiving and Christmas was a bender. Probably put on 15 just between those two months alone. I guess it's like being an alcoholic in that the self destructive behaviors are similar. And when you weigh 300 pounds you can't hide your problem like you can with booze in a cup. It's out there for the world to see.
So no hate on Bert from me.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 12:12 pm to DaveyDownerDawg
I do not think anyone should make fun of you for any of that.
It is a nationwide trend that we are getting more overweight.
I hope you get the motivation back.
Just remember, every morning you get to reset the clock to zero and start again.
Everyone falls, the only important part is getting up.
Good luck!
It is a nationwide trend that we are getting more overweight.
I hope you get the motivation back.
Just remember, every morning you get to reset the clock to zero and start again.
Everyone falls, the only important part is getting up.
Good luck!
Posted on 1/19/16 at 12:14 pm to DaveyDownerDawg
i commend you for your nice honest post. there's definitely something to be said for that. 
that's very easy to do, every year i'm gonna exercise and i start off like super woman...a few months pass and i'm sitting on the couch thinking damn i need to get up. basically once feb/march gets here i spend more time thinking about how i should be exercising than time i would need to spend actually exercising. it's a vicious cycle. and what's even worse is that i used to be athletic, so you'd think it would be second nature, nope turns out butt sitting is my true actual second nature.
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Lost steam on the motivation train.
that's very easy to do, every year i'm gonna exercise and i start off like super woman...a few months pass and i'm sitting on the couch thinking damn i need to get up. basically once feb/march gets here i spend more time thinking about how i should be exercising than time i would need to spend actually exercising. it's a vicious cycle. and what's even worse is that i used to be athletic, so you'd think it would be second nature, nope turns out butt sitting is my true actual second nature.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 12:15 pm to rockiee
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He is supposedly on a diet this off-season but we know how that goes
He was getting Advocare from Duwop per his SEC Media Days presser.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 12:18 pm to Feral
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DaveyDownerDawg
cut the carbs and late night eating....you'll lose the weight...it's all about habits....if you can walk on a regular basis, you lose it faster.....good luck!
Posted on 1/19/16 at 12:28 pm to DaveyDownerDawg
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Lost 70 pounds the spring of 2014 only to gain back almost 55 already.
If you do not mind me asking what kind of diet have you been trying.
I did Atkins when I was younger (about your age) and it worked fast but I gained it back just as fast.
I am still in bad shape as far as weight, but I have been slowly losing it this year. One of the small changes I found helps is simply drinking the suggested amount of water a day and avoiding eating after 5 PM.
Ironically, I just became mostly vegetarian and have gained a few pounds( I just cannot yet bring myself to eat enough green vegetables and am eating too many bagels)
Posted on 1/19/16 at 12:41 pm to higgs_boson
I started off that diet by just using a calorie tracker app called MyFitnessPal and was successful losing about 30 pounds doing that along with walking. Stalled and went low carb and lost 40 pounds pretty quickly.
Liked low carb but it's tough to eat that way over the long haul in life.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 12:43 pm to DaveyDownerDawg
Look on the bright side.
If you have lost it before, you know you can do it. The trick seems to be finding a balance you can sustain.
You are still relatively young and it sounds like you know what to do.
If you have lost it before, you know you can do it. The trick seems to be finding a balance you can sustain.
You are still relatively young and it sounds like you know what to do.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 12:58 pm to SummerOfGeorge
He will be coaching in a Rascal by 2018.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:19 pm to Rebel Land Shark
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Damn what does that man eat
Ole Miss' hopes and aspirations for an SECW championship
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:21 pm to LAHog124
Its 50 cent corn dog day at Sonic today. Surprised there has not been a sighting yet.
This post was edited on 1/19/16 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 1/19/16 at 1:25 pm to DaveyDownerDawg
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I'm 39 and weigh 319 pounds currently on a 5'11" frame. Hate it. Hate myself. Hate the way I feel. Not asking for anyone's sympathy. I'm sure that I'll be made fun of and that's fine too. I'm used to it. Just need to vent and get some things out there.
Lost 70 pounds the spring of 2014 only to gain back almost 55 already. At my 70 pound weight loss I was still around 265 which is still fat. Lost steam on the motivation train. Had goals to be under 199 which I've have not seen since I graduated college. Hahaha yeah, right.
Not going to make fun of someone who is trying to make their life better. All of us have our problems.
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