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re: The evolution of Bert
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:55 am to SummerOfGeorge
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:55 am to SummerOfGeorge
A former college Dlineman gets bigger with age...say it ain't so
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:55 am to SummerOfGeorge
Ig'ban Waasin Tu'iik Malzahn. Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:56 am to sugatowng
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A former college Dlineman gets bigger with age...say it ain't so
Yup, those dudes either
(a) have a top time keeping it off and just keep getting bigger, or
(b) get tiny (see David Pollack)
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:58 am to SummerOfGeorge
he does need to lose weight. i like him a little fluffy but he's past fluffy now. that said, why can't the man wear a damn windsuit that's not 2 xls too big? i mean that only adds to the kool aid man appearance.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 9:59 am to SummerOfGeorge
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In all seriousness, that sucks. Old linemen always have the hardest time with that stuff
I've gotten to know one of Auburn's former starting OL from the 2004 team and he's dropped all that weight and looks great! He's even doing some distance running now.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:00 am to piggilicious
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that said, why can't the man wear a damn windsuit that's not 2 xls too big? i mean that only adds to the kool aid man appearance.
My guess is that they are comfortable and Bert DNGAF about what any of us think.
I mean, he makes millions of dollars and goes home to this
So, I think he's content with his appearance. Just hope he doesn't drop dead of a heart attack.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:00 am to DuncanIdaho
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I've gotten to know one of Auburn's former starting OL from the 2004 team and he's dropped all that weight and looks great! He's even doing some distance running now.
It's crazy, some of those guys have no problem getting small and some just can't ever do it.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:01 am to SummerOfGeorge
well jen should do a clothes intervention for him. she's always dressed to the nines- help your spouse out, chickie.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:03 am to SummerOfGeorge
True...However
zero fricks given I bet
zero fricks given I bet
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:03 am to piggilicious
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she's always dressed to the nines
She has a lot more to work with in the raw materials category than her hubbie does.
Maybe Bert should get some pinstripe sideline gear ala Babe Ruth.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:04 am to SummerOfGeorge
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So, I think he's content with his appearance. Just hope he doesn't drop dead of a heart attack.
I don't think so, he has eluded to the fact that he needs to lose weight and even said Jen is making him go on a diet. That doesn't mean that he is actually going to lose any and keep it off but it appears he realizes that he does have a problem.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:06 am to SummerOfGeorge
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She has a lot more to work with in the raw materials category than her hubbie does.
true, but big men can dress well and fitted. i seent it before!
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:06 am to SummerOfGeorge
He's gotta be 425 lbs in that last picture. hahahaha it's funny cause I said 4...2...5... Get it 
This post was edited on 1/19/16 at 10:09 am
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:06 am to rockiee
If he loses weight it will be tough for SEC rant to deal with, they'll be lacking some serious material.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:07 am to PorkSammich
tRant will always think of some new stupid shite to talk about.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:09 am to Rebel Land Shark
RIP Chair
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:10 am to SummerOfGeorge
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:11 am to jb4
I seriously do love that dude though, hope he sticks around for a long time.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:14 am to rockiee
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I don't think so, he has eluded to the fact that he needs to lose weight and even said Jen is making him go on a diet.
I am sure it bothers him.
His job probably does not make it easy to allocate time for proper exercise or maintaining a healthy diet.
My wife mean mugs me every time I look at the little debbies in the store.
Posted on 1/19/16 at 10:18 am to TiptonInSC
he looks better there to me, big but normal big not like the wind suit.
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