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Posted on 8/3/17 at 7:56 pm to teamjackson
quote:I asked in another thread. I'm also curious. I would assume it would only matter if the car was cranked.
No one has asked this, so I will:
What if it's keyless ignition? Keys aren't technically IN the ignition, right?
Posted on 8/3/17 at 7:57 pm to AU24
We love our coach. 
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:03 pm to AshleySchaeffer
Let's be real. Hand got obliterated and passed out after he started the car. To spin and say that he made some sort of good decision by not driving would be equivalent to saying he made a good decision by drinking enough to literally pass out before driving his car through someone's front door.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:04 pm to AU24
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9 Alabama players have gotton DUIs under Saban. Only 1 faced punishment.
That's kind of ridiculous.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:05 pm to MrAUTigers
quote:Because of how false it is?
That's kind of ridiculous.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:06 pm to pvilleguru
I generally wish Saban would hand out more game punishments but I have no problem with this.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:07 pm to pvilleguru
I know of 4.
Geno Smith
Geno Smith
Dillon Lee
Da'Shawn Hand
Geno Smith
Geno Smith
Dillon Lee
Da'Shawn Hand
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:08 pm to TTsTowel
Didn't John Parker get a DUI? Was that under Shula?
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:09 pm to TTsTowel
The keys don't have to be in the ignition to get a DUI. You have to have access to the keys. But all these little bullshite inclusions, are just that, bullshite.
I can win this case and I don't practice in Tuscaloosa and don't even know the prosecutor. The only way to lose this case is to be an a-hole or run into a retarded judge (in which case you take it to a jury).
I can win this case and I don't practice in Tuscaloosa and don't even know the prosecutor. The only way to lose this case is to be an a-hole or run into a retarded judge (in which case you take it to a jury).
This post was edited on 8/3/17 at 8:10 pm
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:09 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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I generally wish Saban would hand out more game punishments but I have no problem with this.
I see what you did there.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:09 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Not sure. I can't recall.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:10 pm to LakeViewLSU
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Saban is a terrible person. Im glad he doesnt represent my university.
LOL. Without Saban your university would have two less natties. GFY!
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:10 pm to TTsTowel
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Not sure. I can't recall.
It was 2005 apparently.
Shula probably gave him a ice cream cone.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:11 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:11 pm to TTsTowel
That was the pinnacle of Finebaum.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:14 pm to SummerOfGeorge
I never listened to Paul Finebaum until my college days. Luckily, my car had XM radio (thanks to the previous owners) and I used to listen on the way home from school. That was the same year Harvey Updyke decided to poison Toomer's.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:16 pm to TTsTowel
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I never listened to Paul Finebaum until my college days. Luckily, my car had XM radio (thanks to the previous owners) and I used to listen on the way home from school. That was the same year Harvey Updyke decided to poison Toomer's.
I used to listen to it driving around town in college in the mid 2000s. It was a riot. I-man, Bobby from Homewood, Legend, Jim from Tuscaloosa, Charles from Reeltown, Tammy. Man Finebaum destroyed Shula on a daily basis.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:21 pm to NorthTiger
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Saban will be remembered for winning a lot of football games but being light on discipline. This coming from as LSU fan who very much appreciates what he did for LSU. In fact, I like the man. I just don't think he's tough enough on disciplinary issues.
He will not be remembered as light on discipline.
Quite the opposite really. He already has the reputation of being a strict no nonsense dude.
Posted on 8/3/17 at 8:29 pm to texashorn
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What are y'all Roll Tards so upset that people think your coach is a slimeball? I'll tell you the truth, too. I always thought Bear Bryant was a scuzzbucket. Without football, he would've been an alcoholic used car salesman.
You're the perfect example of why God made breathing an involuntary function. You'd have died at birth from being too stupid to breathe.
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