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re: How many times a week do you jerk off?

Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:44 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:44 am to
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:56 am to
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I'm a top 25 popular poster on this entire website, you maggot
I'm calling bullshite.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 6:15 am to
Holy frick when I went to sleep we were having a nice conversation about peeing on girls. I believe we were discussing that jus peeing on the leg it isn't really worth it and how you need to go chest or higher for it to be worth it.

Then old man rooster has to go and have an "episode" and things got a little weird at that point.
Posted by Patton
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 6:26 am to
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Then old man rooster has to go and have an "episode" and things got a little weird at that point.



Then TT came and smacked him around for a little. The main thing we can take away from this fantastic thread, is that scrooster has a homeless man blow job fantasy, and he is indeed not who he claims to be on here.

TT
scooster
This post was edited on 3/12/15 at 6:27 am
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 6:35 am to
No, the main thing to take away is that apparently only Bob is man enough to pee on a girl when she asks
This post was edited on 3/12/15 at 6:36 am
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 7:26 am to
4-6

33 Married


Scrooster has PTSD from the cold war.
This post was edited on 3/12/15 at 7:31 am
Posted by yellowhammer2098
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 9:07 am to
I'd guess around 10.

Once a day with a couple multiples, maybe.
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 9:30 am to
Patton ... my apologies for calling you out on your fricktardness last night.

I was a little drunk, to wit, I am hungover this morning and once I sober-up I am going to feel like shite no doubt.

However, should you ever decide to step-up to the plate and come-out from behind your little hiding place and accept the challenge ... please do, at your convenience, when you're not busy stalking me young man.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 9:35 am to
Oh no you don't. Don't come out all reconciliatory now.

I wanna get my 's worth. Get to , sir! Post haste!

Posted by Patton
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 9:40 am to
No one is stalking you. Stop with the victim mentality. I'm not accepting your "challenge" to blow a dude. Go pay some fairy to do that if you want pictures.


BTW inglorious bastards is one of my favorite movies of the past 15 years. I can watch Hitler get shot in the face over and over again.
This post was edited on 3/12/15 at 9:45 am
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 9:49 am to
Posted by Keltic Tiger
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 10:06 am to
At the risk of hijacking this thread...how many times a wk do girls masturbate and out of 10 of them, how many do?
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 10:06 am to
Just for the record, I knew this whole time you weren't really gonna blow a dude.

Posted by iluvredboxx
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 10:22 am to
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Oh no you don't. Don't come out all reconciliatory now. I wanna get my 's worth. Get to , sir! Post haste!


this ^^^^^^^

this thread was entertainment gold, better than Jerry Springer, as it was not scripted.
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 10:22 am to
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inglorious bastards is one of my favorite movies


... then spell it correctly you stalking little bitch.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 10:24 am to
Unglorious bastards
Posted by cokebottleag
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 10:24 am to
I read through all of this thread, and no women posted. Terrible thread is terrible.
Posted by gumbeaux
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:08 pm to
You need to start a new thread for the girls.
Posted by WG_Dawg
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:13 pm to
Hey don't talk to Patton like that :/

Also rooster I'm still a little miffed that I came to your boose in September and you never let me and CNB in :/
Posted by Patton
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:21 pm to
That's weird. Scooster usually loves letting multiple dudes in his caboose at the same time.
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