re: How many times a week do you jerk off?

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I guarantee you Scrooster is like 26.

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He might be older, but some of this shite is just ridiculous. I mean, I feel like I've traveled a lot and done some raunchy and awesome shite, but scrooster is apparently Mr. Worldwide instead of Pitbull.

I'm waiting for the story about the team that he and a Lebanese sheik were double teaming an Ethiopian midget while Macho Man was filming and jerking off a dildo. This was of course after they had drank copious amounts of Earl Grey tea.

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We normie middle classers lead boring lives chugging away at keeping this country running.

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You right. Reminds me of an Alabama song.

How you use Tumblr for it is beyond me. I wasn't aware that stuff was on there. I thought it was just all fat girls and transsexuals whining about the patriarchy.

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Thank you. Someone else.

I guarantee you Scrooster is like 26.

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Challenge for you.

Will you suck a crack head's dick and give me time to have a photographer take pictures of you doing it and post it to this board, properly blacked-out and blurred of course ... if I prove to a half dozen members of this board that I am, at the absolute very least, two times older than your claimed "26" you little bone smoking fricktard?

Simple yes or no will suffice. And mind you, I will hold you to it and will make your POS arse pay publicly. I am not a nice person in matters such as these ... which is probably why I am who I am.

Yes or mother fricking no? You smoke a crack head's boner, on camera, if you are full of shite Patton?

BTW, I've actually been to Patton's wreck site, to the hospital room where he was when he died (it was more of a broom closet) and to his grave site.

If you agree to this challenge I am going to enter into a contract with you in which you will not be able to back-out on ... this is your surreal moment in life. Choose wisely. I always collect my due. Always.

I've been waiting for a little fricktard like you to make an example out of.

Com'on Patton you have a standard to uphold. Make Georgie proud!

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Prove me wrong to the whole board Scooster. Don't limit the fun to six people.

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I asked you a simple question young man ... a simple answer is yes or no.

Back in November, after we had beaten Ok St and someone else whose name escapes me at the moment, I promised to some of my Gamecock friends on this board to throw a party at my Cockaboose for a half dozen of my friends if we finished in the lower half of the league this season in basketball.

We did.

Therefore, I am about to kill two birds with one stone.

You made my mother fricking season.

This is going to make international message board history.

The question remains fricktard.

If you are a take it up the arse piece of shite bone smoking coksucker ... are you willing to deep throat a crack head's cock, at one of my guy's choosing, if I prove your fricktard piece of shite punk stalking punk arse wrong and am at the very least twice as old as the 26 years you are claiming bitch?

Yes or mother fricking no is all that is required and then we'll move-on to the next step.

I want to suggest that, once you accept this challenge there will be no turning back. You will not be missed should you choose to welsh on this challenge young lady.

Tonight, I'm going to have some Internet fun you little fricktard bitch.

All that time it took you to type that out could have been spent taking a picture of yourself holding a paper with your username time and date on it to shut me up.

Okay, good. So am I to assume that you have accepted my challenge and you are willing to have a crack head's cock thrust down your throat while flash bulbs are going-off?

Because that is your future bitch. Not only will flash bulbs be going-off but I will make sure the guys find a crack head from down around Devine Street who is willing to grab your sorry Internet shite talking arse, (and notice I capitalized Internet) by the back of the head and deep throat your stalking shite talking punk arse to the point where your fricktard gullet buldges as the flash is going-off.

Let's play this game you little fricktard bitch - you wanna play the game with the big boys?

Email at it's great to be alive dot com. I was an original investor. Decide if you really want a sore throat you fricktard little punk. Because you stalked me one month too many and tonight I decided you've got an anonymity lesson coming you sick pathological little fricktard bitch.