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re: How many times a week do you jerk off?

Posted on 3/11/15 at 6:58 pm to
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 6:58 pm to
43 yr

Not often this year, wife's hormones have (finally) been properly dosed and Sarge has been blessed with frequent and amazing relations
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 7:06 pm to
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hope you are a MD, stonehog


Masturbation Doctor.
Posted by tiger perry
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 7:14 pm to
5 to 7 times a week so almost daily
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 7:21 pm to
Do all of you guys that do it several times a week...do you at least take a break when you get the real thing?

Assuming that happens.
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 7:26 pm to
Depends, but usually 3-4 times per week. I've actually been thinking about giving it up or at least not watching pr0n and beating off using the spank bank. I usually get to see the lady friend 4 times a week and I'm pretty busy, so it should be doable.

I read this poster once taking about how pr0n is the devil's tool and how everyone who watches it goes to Larry Flynt hell and I don't want that.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 7:27 pm to
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you at least take a break when you get the real thing?




Depends on if it's a steady real thing, or a just for tonight real thing.
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 7:31 pm to
Vols don't get real thang -- too busy posting on here about how great they are gonna be and looking a pics of Butch. Most of their jerking and twerking is when they are looking at Butch pics. My Gawd he is a great coarch!
Posted by PowerTool
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Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 7:45 pm to
Real thing just kicks up the urge. It's not like Ive satisfied my curiosity and gotten it out of my system.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 7:47 pm to
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Does having a woman jerk off for you count? I mean seriously ... I have bitches for that. The only question is do I have them take the time to pull their tits out for me to look at or not? My wife is so happy that I am no longer pressuring her for sex. She just doesn't want to know why. It's that unspoken thing.


GOAT

Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 7:48 pm to
4-5 on average.

Married, 41, and get it from the wife at least once a week. She hates morning sex and that's usually when I'm most horny, so I'll crank one out in the shower.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 8:01 pm to
Well I do visit tRant a lot....
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 8:05 pm to
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rootisback



Show us on this anatomically correct doll exactly where Serraneax touched you


Posted by 3nOut
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Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 8:08 pm to
30 married.

Not often at all. Just when morning wood won't go away by itself.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 8:11 pm to
Ill quit for good when I find the real thing that lets me choke, slap, spit and piss on them
Posted by Patton
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 8:54 pm to
I could never look at a bitch the same way after I have spit on her.
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 8:57 pm to
or piss
Posted by Patton
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:00 pm to
That too. But that's so ridiculous I wouldn't entertain that idea.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:02 pm to
Don't be such a prude
Posted by Patton
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:03 pm to
I mean spitting? It would have to be with a one nighter that I would never have to talk to again. If that's the case, no rules.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:05 pm to
Ok let's just say that hypothetically you went home to some girls place and she wanted a very very small golden shower, it can be in the shower so it isn't gross. Clearly not a girl you date, but you wouldn't giver her what she wants?
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