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re: How many times a week do you jerk off?

Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:07 pm to
Posted by Kodar
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:07 pm to
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I mean spitting?
Keep in mind that this is CheeseburgerEddie we are talking about.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:11 pm to
He's into things that make German Pornstars blush.
This post was edited on 3/11/15 at 9:12 pm
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:12 pm to
Am I peeing on her face? I'm not sure Id be able to proceed with her after urinating on her face
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:13 pm to
It definitely takes commitment.
Posted by Patton
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:13 pm to
Annette Schwarz hasn't blushed a day in her life.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:13 pm to
I'm going to guess that when you were little and first learning about sex, you initially thought you pissed into a girl to get her pregnant, and never really separated yourself from that idea.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:14 pm to
No, you can start with her leg / hip / back area, would definitely need to work up to the face.

Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

I'm going to guess that when you were little and first learning about sex, you initially thought you pissed into a girl to get her pregnant, and never really separated yourself from that idea.



You only do that if your pullout game is weak. It's like Plan B.
This post was edited on 3/11/15 at 9:15 pm
Posted by hipgnosis
Member since Mar 2015
1226 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:16 pm to
29

Long distance relationship. See the lady pal usually every 10-14 days.

0-1.

If I know I'm going to see her within 2 weeks, I usually refrain.

Went a long time on team #nofap, think it was an excellent personal choice, forever changed that adolescent habit.

Once while not in a relationship, and living a thoreauvean lifestyle of solitude and reflection I went 12 weeks without -- I waited until I had sex to break the streak, I'll never forgot how insanely different it was in so many ways.

TMI, but I don't care.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:16 pm to
Dude clearly got taught about sex by some weirdo
Posted by hipgnosis
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1226 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:18 pm to
Easy, schoolbus chaser.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

CheeseburgerEddie



What did your mother do to you?
Posted by SwayzeBalla
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:27 pm to
Hourly most days
Posted by Patton
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32652 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:33 pm to
You beast
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:36 pm to
She was/is a saint, but has no place in such a conversation.

I'm not promoting Doug anything against someone's will. Simply fulfilling a service.
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19451 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:36 pm to
That means a lot. Thank you.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

She was/is a saint, but has no place in such a conversation. I'm not promoting Doug anything against someone's will. Simply fulfilling a service.


Is Doug a code word in the Golden Showers world?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:45 pm to
It's his "safety word".
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:48 pm to
All I want is for some people to admit that they would pee on a hypothetical girls leg if asked.

The spitting thing isn't even a big deal
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69906 posts
Posted on 3/11/15 at 9:50 pm to
I will pee on your mother, Cheeseburger Dorothy, after taking her out for a nice seafood dinner, and NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.
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