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re: How many times a week do you jerk off?

Posted on 3/12/15 at 12:47 am to
Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 12:47 am to
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Posted by Patton
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 12:49 am to
This has gotten very homoerotic and I have work in the morning. If you decided to post a picture don't take it down. I'll have to check this thread in the morning. Good night sweetheart.
Posted by ATLRebel
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 12:50 am to
......sooo you're pissed at this guy for joking that you were 26? This leads to my next question: Were you touched as a child?
Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 12:56 am to
Hey bitch, YOU DON'T TALK TO PATTON LIKE THAT!

I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT AND DRINK THE BLOOD LIKE A SQUIRTING CAPRI SUN!
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:00 am to
quote:

This has gotten very homoerotic and I have work in the morning. If you decided to post a picture don't take it down. I'll have to check this thread in the morning. Good night sweetheart.


That's what I thought.

The party shall happen regardless ... and you'll still be a fricktard for life.

Imagine that young man ... a true, proven, weak-assed limp-dick Internet stalking fricktard for life. Doesn't matter that we know ... it's that you'll know you refused to accept the challenge and some very respectable Gamecock fans will validate your mother fricking ignorance your pussiness in the process, publicly.
Posted by KCM0Tiger
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:06 am to
You have some serious problems. Especially for someone of your age who isn't some dumbass college kid with a keyboard.
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:07 am to
quote:

Patton


Crazy question I know but, for posterity's sake ...

How do you feel about the movie Inglorious Basterds you stalking little bone smoking-fricktard bitch?

Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:09 am to
That's it, THAT IS IT.

Have you seen the movie Se7en? Well, either way, I don't care... There is a scene in the movie. The blood driven lunatic, covering the seven deadly sins through murder, lures an unsuspecting, horny, skinny little bastard into the bottom of a prostitution ring. Little did he know, he would be using a strap on - not with a dildo attached, but with a knife. You do the math.

As I type, I am contacting a known associate of the Russian Mafia (he's gay, FWIW) to do this very thing to you.

Good day.
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:12 am to
quote:

You have some serious problems. Especially for someone of your age who isn't some dumbass college kid with a keyboard.


Oh yes, definitely, I do.

I was 26 before that stalking piece of shite was born.

I'm moonshi9ne good with challenging that piece of shite to validating his manhood tonight. He's been stalking me, and I've been ignoring him, for months.

BTW ... frick you up you Michael Sam cocksuckking arse you mizzourite cocksucker.
Posted by DocHoliday11
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:15 am to
Mark richt has lost control of this thread
Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:18 am to
Scrooster stepped in a pile of dog shite that drizzled into his shoe and dampened his sock.

You don't frick with Patton on my watch.
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:19 am to
quote:

That's it, THAT IS IT.

Have you seen the movie Se7en? Well, either way, I don't care... There is a scene in the movie. The blood driven lunatic, covering the seven deadly sins through murder, lures an unsuspecting, horny, skinny little bastard into the bottom of a prostitution ring. Little did he know, he would be using a strap on - not with a dildo attached, but with a knife. You do the math.

As I type, I am contacting a known associate of the Russian Mafia (he's gay, FWIW) to do this very thing to you.

Good day.



I anticipated this ... figured it would be your cocksucking arse.

You too have the option. I posted my email address. Simply email with "hello, this is ttstowel and I suck cock" in the subject line and we'll be cool one day bitch.

Let the karma kickback kick where it may fricktard. I'm in an old testament, cold dish, sort of moonshine mood tonight.

Someone will make a novel about this that might be published in 2025 or so ..... you'll be famous for fricking with the wrong person. It'll be great.

Just send the email .., patton has been stalkin' and you've been talkin' bitch.
Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:28 am to
You don't want that email, bro. You don't want that.
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:38 am to
quote:

You don't want that email, bro. You don't want that.



Oh ... but I do. It's time. It's seriously past time actually.

No one will miss you. You'll be an afterthought, as you already know fricktard.

A cold dish.

You'll be like "oh frick."
Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:43 am to
I'm a top 25 popular poster on this entire website, you maggot (more likely top 15, but I don't like to brag). I assure you, when I strike you down, it will only add to my legacy. I will make your arse quit, a la Nick Saban.
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:48 am to
Good night ... lulz.

Punks always gonna punk.

It's been this way since the editorial page in the 60s.

Good night you little dick fricktards.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:52 am to
quote:



Once while not in a relationship, and living a thoreauvean lifestyle of solitude and reflection I went 12 weeks without -- I waited until I had sex to break the streak, I'll never forgot how insanely different it was in so many ways.

TMI, but I don't care.



Went two months one summer and then spent a weekend with a beautiful Swedish girl, the feeling was indescribable.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:54 am to
What the fricking shite balls is going on in here?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:26 am to
What in the chuckleshit happened itt?
Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:34 am to
Things got a little weird and out of hand.
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