re: How many times a week do you jerk off?

She can be any girl, but let's give her a name and call her Ashley. Ashley has always been rebellious, maybe her mom was a whore or her daddy wasn't around very much, but either way Ashley has turned into an acceptable member of society who is gainfully employed albeit, someone with a bit of a wild side. When she was younger she probably got some tattoos; perhaps a playboy bunny on the back of her neck she keeps hidden with her hair, maybe a small thrones vine of roses curling along the underside of her wrist. She enjoys going out with her friends but often brings a new friend home.

Who knows what happens when you go her place, maybe some whips or handcuffs, all we do know is that you end up in the shower with the water running and shortly thereafter and she wants you to piss on her.

Was this her end game the whole time? We will never know that. All you can do is either giver her what she wants or walk away in shame.

I pick you up from the club
take you home to make some love
Got a surprise close your eyes
I'm gonna cover you with suds

I'm gonna give you some poo-poo
I'm gonna give you some pee-pee
I'm gonna give you some doo-doo
Wash it down with some wee-wee

This is the remix edition of the song about pissing
I got that peeing, leaking, reeking, and there's juice in the kitchen

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All I want is for some people to admit that they would pee on a hypothetical girls leg if asked.

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Okay, okay, you got me.

Her name was Rena. I called her when I was leaving Asheville and told her to meet me at the Motel 6 on I-40 off the Franklin exit.

Had her in the shower. Asked her if she wanted me to pee on her and she very shyly said, yes ... so I peed on her in the shower ... but the shower was very hot so it was okay, she couldn't really feel it.

After we got out of the shower I had her lay back on one of the double beds with her legs hanging off between the two beds and start rubbing one off with her eyes shut while I talked to her like I normally did when we were having phone sex. I was on the other bed fapping ... well, slowly stroking the monster ... and once I knew she was getting close I jumped-up and spiked her in her beautiful big-lipped cock hole (she really was a beautiful big tittied beautiful long curly haired dirty blond with big lips and green eyes, about 5'4" 115 at the time), and made her swallow ... which she liked in the moment, but later she was pissed off at me ... pardon the pun, because she claimed it all began when I pissed on her leg in the shower.

Good gosh that woman was always willing. Her Dad owned a big dealership in Memphis and she was always driving nice cars ... plus they had a great cabin down in Sardis and a boat where I would drive to Memphis and we would just frick all the time, non stop. And my wife never knew.

I think that was around 1987 or so. I had a Porsche 922 at the time, cranberry red ... made record time between Asheville and that Franklin exit and I was drunk when I left Asheville, a bar called ... and I kid you not ... the ISIS theater.

I dunno ... I remember it like it was yesterday though.

The motel was fairly new at the time ... we were on the backside.

We were in the shower and she said something about pissing on her, and I said, "you want me to piss on you?" And she very shyly mumbled "yes" at which time I pissed on her leg and she went fricking crazy.

Last time I talked to her she had two kids and was dealing black jack on a paddle wheel down around Hattiesburg I think ... her Dad, Ruben, died not too long ago. He was literally a self-made bazzilionare and he taught me a lot about making money even though he knew his daughter was my chogey girl. She just loved me to no end. But he sold something like 500,00o cars in his lifetime in Memphis and the midsouth and he must have owned, and I am not embellishing here, he must have owned close to 400 houses in the Southhaven and Whitehave area plus some up around REC and Bartlett. The guy just made money by nature.

If I had not been married at the time I would have married that woman. She is one of my great regrets in life. Sheesh she was beautiful. Great laugh ... would do anything.

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Do all of you guys that do it several times a week...do you at least take a break when you get the real thing? Assuming that happens.

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Real thing 3-6x per week at night. Crank in shower most mornings to get my head straight before work. I'm a much nicer person when I do.

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You should make a thread which you periodically update with epic stories from your life

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There was a thread, earlier today, about someone who had an uncle in The Outlaws.

I have one of the greatest Outlaw stories ever. I mean seriously, ever. And it is a two-stager that involves famous people with me smack in the middle ... from Ft Bragg to Detroit no less.

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Ft Bragg to Detroit

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So you escaped one shitty place to get to an even shitier one?

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About 5
Age 23
Not in relationship

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Same